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[ Speaking Italian ]

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[ Audience Applauding ]

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♪ [ Electronic ]

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- [ Beep ]
- The Oubyamywe Peninsula.

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A remote and fascinating region
teeming with extraordinary marine life.

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We chose its mysterious walters
as the Belafonte's next destination.

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In preparation
for our voyage...

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the members of Team Zissou gathered at
my oceanographic observatory...

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here on Pescespada Island.

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This was to be our most
ambitious adventure to date...

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and ultimately
a tragic one.

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[ Zissou Narrating ]
Our team included...

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Esteban du Plantier,
chief diver...

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our senior statesman,
my closest colleague for 27 years,

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Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer —
calm, collected, German,

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Vikram Ray, 28, cameraman —
born on the Ganges,

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Bobby Ogata, 22, frogman,

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Renzo Pietro, 45,
editor, soundman,

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Wladimir Wolodarsky, 33, physicist,
original score composer;

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Anne-Marie Sakowitz,
25, script girl;

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Pelé dos Santos, 30,
safely expert;

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Eleanor Zissou, my wife,
vice president of the Zissou Sociely.

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We had also invited seven marine science
students from the University of North Alaska...

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to accompany us as unpaid infems
in exchange for school credit.

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October 12. Esteban and I explore
the blue reefs beyond the peninsula.

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Fluorescent snapper
unexpectedly appear in the shallows —

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extremely rare at this depth.

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Where's your gun?

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[Klaus ]
Steve! Steve!

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- Where's Esteban?
- Is that thing rolling, Vikram?

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[Zissou ]
Encounter with highly abnormal sharklike fish!

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Ten meters in length,
unfamiliar dorsal features, spots all over it!

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I shot it dorsally with a homing dart!

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Esteban was eaten!

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Check the scanning monitor!
Start tracking before it dives too deep!

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- [ Klaus ] Esteban was bitten?
- Eaten!

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- Is he dead?
- Esteban was eaten!

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- He was swallowed whole?
- No! Chewed!

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Check the scanning monitor!

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He's got hydrogen psychosis.
Crazy-eye.

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Steve, we think
you got crazy-eye.

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- Get him out of the fucking wafer.
- Esteban!

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- Esteban! Esteban!
- Why'd you throw it over?

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- Esteban! Esteban'
- It's gone.

45
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- Steve!
- Esteban!

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Esteban! Esteban!

47
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Esteban!

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[ Speaking Italian ]

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Was it a deliberate choice
never to show the jaguar shark?

50
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No. I dropped the camera.

51
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[ Laughing ]

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- [ Translating Into Italian ]
- [ Laughter Continues ]

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Why are they laughing?

54
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[ Translator Speaking Italian ]

55
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Yes, what's next
for Team Zissou?

56
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Well, that was only part one.
It's a cliff-hanger.

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Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark,
or whatever itis...

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and hopefully kill it.

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[ Audience Murmuring ]

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I don't know how yet.
Maybe dynamite.

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- [ Translator ] You don't know what it is?
- Thank you.

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- No. I've never seen anything
like it before in my life.
- You say it is a jaguar shark.

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That's the title of your film.

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It was coming right at us. I just said
the first two words that came into my head.

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[ Speaking French ]

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That's an endangered species at most.

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What would be the scientific purpose
of Killing it?

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Revenge.

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Bravo!
What fun!

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I'd like to introduce you to Antonia Cook.
She's the new head of the film society.

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You must be so excited.

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I hope so.
You think it went okay?

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No, congratulations.

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- Seriously.
- Thanks.

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I wish it didn't require the "seriously,"
but thank you.

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Well, I just don't
think they got it.

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- Steve!
- [ Mutters ] Shit turnout tonight.

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- You know Larry Amin, chairman of Saudifilm.
- Oh, yeah. Hi.

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- Nice to see you.
- Larry and I were just discussing
our financial predicament.

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I thought it would be nice if
the three of us rode out to the party together.

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Why? Does Larry have that kind of
spending bread to invest?

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- The king's backing him now.
- I just got $500 million
capitalization from the king.

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- Can I get a shot of you with Captain Hennessey?
- Where?

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Make it quick.

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Hey, Steven. How's everything going
with your, uh —

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- What are you calling it? Leopard... fish?
- Jaguar shark.

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Jaguar shark.
Exactly. I love it.

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Tell me something —
Does it actually exist?

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You know, Allie,
I don't wanna give away the ending.

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Good man.

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[ Hennessey ]
Oh, here comes our girl.

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You're the most ravishing creature
that I've ever seen in my life.

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- Hello, Skinny.
- Hello, Eleanor.

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Is that a new merit badge?

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As a matter of fact, it is.

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I just became a knight in Portugal.

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The presidente gave
a special ball and —

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Don't be nice to Allie.
He's my nemesis.

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How could you
lay that slick faggot?

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Well, I was in love with him
at the time.

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Yeah, he's charismatic.

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How are you feeling?

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I'm right on the edge.
I don't know what comes next.

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Wait here.
I'll be right back.

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I just wanted
to say hello.

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- Hi.
- Hey, baby.

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I said I wanted to say hello.
I didn't say I wanted you to touch me.

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[ Sighs ]
I'm here with my wife.

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Eleanor, this is Mandeeza.
Mandeeza —

110
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Do we really wanna put me through this?

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People say Eleanor is the brains
behind Team Zissou.

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- What is Steve?
- [ Chuckles ]

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He's the Zissou.

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Steve.

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This is my little nephew,
Werner.

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He wanted to meet you.

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- How you doing, Werner?
- He brought you a present.

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A crayon pony-fish.

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Wow.

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Interesting specimen.

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- Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.

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Steve.

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You don't look too good.

124
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How's this?

125
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Steve, there's a bloke over there
wants a word with you.

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What do you need, old man?

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[ Speaking Italian ]

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How many of these
do you have?

129
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All right, look,
just forge the rest of 'em yourself.

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Get out of here.

131
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Hey, Steve! How come you're not
sittin' shivah for your friend Esteban?

132
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What'd you say?

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Who you gonna Kill
in part two?

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- [ Crowd Gasps ]
- Steve! Stop!

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[ Zissou ]
Ow!

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[ Man Yelling ]

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♪ [ Guitar: "Ziggy Stardust" ]

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♪ [ Singing In Portuguese ]

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Larry Amin's flying back to Mecca tonight
to see if he can make the numbers work.

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He should have
an answer for us in 10 days.

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Tell him we need to know by Sunday.

142
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Why would I do that,
my darling?

143
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To call his bluff, damn it.
To light a fire under his ass.

144
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My darling, we haven't
made a hit documentary in nine years.

145
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Let's not fuck
with Larry Amin.

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- Doubles.
- Explain it to him, will you, Eleanor.

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- Screwdriver.
- [ Eleanor ] He understands.

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Amin needs to make a projection
of the world grosses...

149
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to see if he can get a tax break
and run it through his output deal.

150
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I don't understand,
but I can tell it's bullshit.

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[ Man ]
Oh, what the hell is —

152
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- Play the black jack on the red queen.
- [Ding ]

153
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Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go on
an overnight drunk...

154
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and in 10 days I'm gonna set out to find
the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.

155
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Anyone that would care to join me
iS more than welcome.

156
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23 [ Continues ]

157
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Captain Zissou,
I'm sorry to bother you.

158
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- I'm Ned Plimpton.
- Okay, man.

159
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,339
My mother's
Katherine Plimpton.

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- You're kidding.
- No.

161
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- How is she?
- She died last month.

162
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Sorry. Shit.

163
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She was —

164
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Hmm.

165
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I've heard of you.

166
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♪ [ Ends ]

167
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I don't know if it's true or not,
by the way.

168
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- Do you?
- No, I don't.

169
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I haven't heard from her
in 30 years.

170
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I guess
it's too late now.

171
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She never contacted me,
you know.

172
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Yes, I see.

173
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,648
You're supposed to be
my son, right?

174
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I don't know.

175
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But I did want to meet you,
just in case.

176
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I appreciate that.

177
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I'll be right back.
Don't go away.

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♪ Sailors ♪

179
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♪ Fighting in the dance hall =

180
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♪ Oh man ♪

181
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♪ Look at those cavemen go ♪

182
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♪ It's the freakiest show ♪

183
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♪ Take a look at the lawman ♪

184
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♪ Beating up the wrong guy ♪

185
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♪ Oh man ♪

186
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♪ Wonder if he'll ever know ♪

187
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♪ He's in the best-selling show ♪

188
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♪ Is there life on Mars? J.J

189
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Sorry about that. You caught me with
one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.

190
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,436
Oh, that's all right. I don't wanna
take up too much of your time.

191
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,438
I wanna thank you
for talking to me.

192
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- We'll find a way, mate.
- I know we will.

193
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I just had a lovely chat
with Si Periman.

194
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He wants to make a big to-do
of the Oceanographic Explorer article.

195
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,448
Possibly give you
the front cover.

196
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,993
So do be nice to this girl,
Miss Winslett-Richardson, won't you?

197
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,995
Apparently
she worships you...

198
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,330
and we dearly
need the press.

199
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:54,543
Oseary, this is, uh, probably my son, Ned.
We just met.

200
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,962
Ah. Uh, how delightful.

201
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,008
Anyway, his mother just died.

202
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,010
Plus, we're having some problems.

203
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,471
I just think it'd be a very special opportunity
for all of us, especially him.

204
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,224
- He needs this deal.
- Okay, bring him over.

205
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,309
Well, he's right here.

206
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,816
I'm sorry. How do you do?

207
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:22,154
- ♪ [ Guitar ]
- § Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes ♪
[ Pelé Continues In Portuguese ]

208
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,114
- So, what do you do?
- I'm a pilot.

209
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,116
Air Kentucky.

210
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,118
Air Kentucky.

211
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,829
- Copilot, actually.
- Yeah. I don't know that one.

212
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,873
We hub out of Louisville.

213
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:37,127
Well, sure. There's some pretty country
in those parts. Landlocked.

214
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,047
I have to tell you, I've been a member
of the Zissou Society...

215
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,132
since I was 11.

216
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,969
Well, I'll be damned.
Look at that.

217
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,098
Wanna kill this?

218
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,727
Frankly, I'd better not.
I don't usually try grass.

219
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,316
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes ♪

220
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,069
Let me tell you about my boat.

221
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,204
The Belafonte was a long-range sub hunter
during the Second World War...

222
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,707
which we bought from the U.S. Navy
for $900,000.

223
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,751
This is my mentor, Lord Mandrake.

224
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,420
- He's dead now.
- [ Ship's Horn Blows ]

225
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,799
The sauna...

226
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,802
was designed by an engineer
from the Chinese space program...

227
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,805
and we keep a Swedish masseuse
on staff.

228
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:34,893
Here's where we do all our different
science profects and experiments and so on.

229
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,854
This is the kitchen...

230
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,441
which contains probably some of the most
technologically advanced equipment on the ship.

231
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,987
Eleanor put together a ftop-noftch
research library for us...

232
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,783
with a complete first-edition
set of The Life Aquatic companion series.

233
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,786
We process our own rushes...

234
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,789
and keep a cutting room onboard
So we can do an assembly while shooting.

235
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,542
- I can't find them!
- Once again, please.

236
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,129
This is the observation bubble...

237
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,714
which I thought up
in a dream, actually.

238
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,885
Two albino scouts
swim with the ship.

239
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,887
Theyre supposedly
very intelligent...

240
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,390
although I've never
seen any evidence of it.

241
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,392
Here is the engine room.

242
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,311
The bearing casings aren't
supposed to look like that...

243
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,814
but we can't afford
to fix them this year.

244
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,817
Topside we've got the bridge,
the minisub, an old chopper...

245
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,320
and all kinds of radar and sonar
and underwater movie gadgerts.

246
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,406
[Ned]
What happened to Jacqueline?

247
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:33,160
[Zissou ]
She didn't really love me.

248
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,923
Lord Mandrake.

249
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,844
It's wonderful.

250
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,430
- Very lifelike.
- I'm not crazy about it.

251
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,688
This guy's
a big-time asshole.

252
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,690
We were roommates
at the academy.

253
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,193
He used to be
married to Eleanor.

254
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,154
He hogs up
all the grant money.

255
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,115
You think you'll want to change your name?

256
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,075
- Ned?
- No, not the Ned part.

257
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,077
Unless you want to.

258
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:20,665
I meant your last name.
I thought you might like to let me give you mine.

259
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,461
- Ned Zissou.
- Ned Zissou. Exactly.

260
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,464
Or, if you want to,
you can change the first part too.

261
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,634
I would have named you Kingsley,
if I'd had a say in it.

262
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,636
Kingsley.

263
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,680
I don't know.
Maybe I'll stick with Ned for now.

264
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,724
Sure.
That's okay.

265
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,769
Anyway, I'll order you
some correspondence stock.

266
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,315
What are you doing? I ordered the wine.
Pour it over here, please.

267
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,193
He doesn't know
anything about wine.

268
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,238
[ Men Speaking Italian ]

269
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,410
Are those assholes
talking about me?

270
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,091
- Eh?
- [ Whispers ]

271
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,972
People say when someone
says something like that about you...

272
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,974
it's because
they're jealous.

273
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,976
But it still hurts.

274
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,978
It hurts bad.

275
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,564
That man was damn rude.
He can go straight to hell.

276
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,584
How did she die,
by the way, your mother?

277
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,546
She took her own life.

278
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,048
She took sleeping pills.

279
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,051
Why would she do that?

280
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,305
Well, she was in
a great deal of pain, you know.

281
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,391
Oh.

282
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,476
I see. Yeah.

283
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,398
You know, my best friend
just got killed. Esteban.

284
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,400
Yeah, I know.

285
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,485
The old man.

286
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,158
Let's go to my island.

287
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,661
Well, I, uh — I have to be back
in Kentucky on Thursday.

288
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,872
Thursday?

289
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:27,000
Okay.
That's okay.

290
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,295
♪ [ Pele Vocalizing ]

291
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,969
♪ [ Singing "Rebel Rebel" In Portuguese ]

292
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,498
Your cat's dead.

293
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,500
What?
Which one?

294
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,002
Marmalade.
I'm sorry.

295
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,505
What happened?

296
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,091
A rattlesnake bit it
in the throat.

297
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,054
Goddamn it, Eleanor,
why do you have to say it like that?

298
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,140
You couldn't try to break it
a little bit nicer?

299
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,480
She's a rich bitch,
you know.

300
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,482
She was raised by maids.

301
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,484
Her parents
paid for this island...

302
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,570
and two of
my worst movies.

303
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,742
People say she's the brains
behind Team Zissou.

304
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,744
People say a lot of things.

305
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,830
What kind of cat was it?

306
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,166
Who gives a shit?

307
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,168
I think it was a tabby.

308
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,672
Ned, wanna come inside,
we'll make up a room for you?

309
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,924
Steve, that reporter called.

310
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,928
[ Sighs ]

311
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,233
- [ Static Burst ]
- [Zissou ] Ned, wake up.

312
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,694
- [ Ned ] Yes?
- I'm on the echo box.

313
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,114
Push the red button to answer. Throw on your slop
and meet me on the beach in 12 minutes.

314
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,199
The white button? Okay.

315
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,745
Action!

316
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:32,625
Only twice before have I had
the good fortune to observe a rubber tide...

317
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,211
that rare occurrence when hundreds
of electric jellyfish...

318
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,256
spontaneously wash
onto a beachhead at once.

319
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:42,886
Bobby Ogata brings exactly this
to our attention tonight.

320
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:49,058
Steve, what produces
this effect of illumination?

321
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,562
Is there a chemical
inside the organism?

322
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,731
No, Ned.

323
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,775
Actually, it's the reflection of the moonlight
on their outer membranes.

324
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,615
That's a very good,
uh, ad-lib.

325
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,618
Klaus, come over here
and get a two-shot of me and Ned.

326
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,745
Ned, come in here.

327
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,126
Would you
like to join my crew?

328
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:18,796
- Would I like to —
- I want you on Team Zissou.

329
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,799
- I don't think I can do that.
- Why not?

330
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,801
Well, it's not my field.

331
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,804
- I don't have the background for it.
- No one here does.

332
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,806
Klaus used to be
a bus driver.

333
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,601
Wolodarsky was a high school
substitute teacher.

334
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,811
We're a pack of strays.
Don't you get it?

335
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,898
Steve, I'm not even
that strong a swimmer.

336
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,444
The answer's yes.

337
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,446
Well, it's got to be.

338
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,115
I'll order you a red cap
and a Speedo. Cut.

339
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,117
Klaus, why aren't you rolling?

340
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:52,205
- Could I have a word with you, please?
- Why aren't you getting this?

341
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,251
That was
a goddamn tearjerker.

342
00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:00,255
- Why did you cut it, man?
- Because the sound is going to be shit.

343
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,258
He doesn't even know how
to hold a boom.

344
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:06,261
He doesn't know diddly-jack
about what we're doing.

345
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,721
Don't cut
unless I say "cut."

346
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,809
I've never seen
sO many electric jellyfish in all my life!

347
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,894
Those are
Vietcong man-of-wars.

348
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,072
Oh, shit.
She's right.

349
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,075
I guess we'll have to
loop that line.

350
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,412
- Where'd you come from? You look pregnant.
- I am pregnant.

351
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:36,708
I'm not even going to ask what you men
are doing out here in your matching pajamas.

352
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:40,712
We're producing a film,
as a matter of fact. Who are you?

353
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,172
I'm Jane Winslett-Richardson.

354
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:46,426
- I'm the reporter from
the Oceanographic Explorer.
- Oh, yeah, sure.

355
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:49,721
- How'd you get out here?
- I hired some drunk in a fishing boat.

356
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:53,516
That would take four hours.
Why would you do that?

357
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,436
Because no one picked me up
at the f-ing airport!

358
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,438
Jesus Christ, Klaus.

359
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,773
One of my guys
was supposed to do that.

360
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,735
How long have you been working
with Zissou?

361
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,070
Uh, approximately —

362
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,240
Only 10 minutes, actually.
I was hired during the scene on the beach.

363
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,242
He's Steve's son, supposedly.

364
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,203
You are? No, you're not.
He doesn't have one.

365
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,957
Well, we're not 100% sure about that yet.
We just met yesterday.

366
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,629
- Not this one, Klaus.
- Hmm?

367
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:29,385
You heard me.
Not this one.

368
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,429
Okay.

369
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,890
- First thing in the morning, huh?
- Just print everything?

370
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,101
- Yeah. Tell 'em to push it a stop and a half.
- Okay.

371
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:40,521
What are you
gonna do with him?

372
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:42,607
Who? Ned?

373
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,610
What do you mean?

374
00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:49,197
I don't understand
the question.

375
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:57,413
I offered him a spot
on the Belafonte.

376
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,249
He didn't take it, did he?

377
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,251
Of course he took it.

378
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,754
We're gonna put him
on the map, Eleanor.

379
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,548
We're gonna throw him
a life preserver.

380
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,550
I believe in this boy!

381
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,636
Why?

382
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,766
Because
he looks up to me.

383
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,685
Yes, sir.

384
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:21,688
And McKinnon's willing to
take over my shuttle flights.

385
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,773
That's right.

386
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:29,862
Well, I just feel I need to
see this thing through, sir.

387
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,950
Thank you
for understanding.

388
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:37,120
I'll check in with the Louisville office
again next month.

389
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,455
- ♪ [ Recording. Piano, Classical ]
- [ Jane ] "Any strong impression...

390
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,457
since I had not, as they say...

391
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,459
enough 'power of observation'...

392
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,294
to isolate their sense of color.

393
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:48,297
For a long time afterwards,
whenever I thought of her...

394
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:51,300
the memory of those bright eyes
would at once present itself to me...

395
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,302
as a vivid azure...

396
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,304
since her complexion was fair.

397
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:58,224
So much so that, perhaps if her eyes had
not been quite so black...

398
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:01,352
which was what struck one most forcibly
on first meeting her...

399
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,813
- ♪ [ Continues ]
- I should not have been, as I was...

400
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,733
so especially enamored
of their imagined blue -"

401
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,490
Hold it.

402
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,494
That's poetry?

403
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:21,164
No. It's a six-volume novel.

404
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:24,500
Oh, I see. You're gonna read
that whole thing to yourself out loud?

405
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,670
I'm not reading it to myself.
I'm reading it to him.

406
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,176
When did you learn
Zissou was your father?

407
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,765
- Does it freak you out for me to ask that?
- No, it doesn't.

408
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:42,018
But it's a difficult question.
I sorta pieced it together over the years.

409
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,188
Well, how did he
first contact you?

410
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:49,108
He didn't. I went looking for him
last month, after my mother died.

411
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:52,779
She had ovarian cancer
that spread to her stomach and liver.

412
00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:54,864
She took her own life.

413
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,699
Oh.

414
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,701
Well, good night, I guess.

415
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,162
Good night.

416
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:04,290
You mind if I stay
and listen for a little while?

417
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,085
Okay.

418
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,631
♪ [ Continues ]

419
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,968
[ Clears Throat ]

420
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:18,971
Do you want me to catch you up
in the story?

421
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,474
No. I'll be able to figure it out.

422
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,559
I'll just catch as catch can.

423
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,690
They made these for about...

424
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,944
three and a half years
before they terminated my sponsorship.

425
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,454
Wow.
These are great.

426
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:46,082
- May I turn this on?
- Fire one.

427
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,170
So, what happened,
in your opinion?

428
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,007
What are you
talking about?

429
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:58,803
Don't you think the public perception of
your work has altered in the last five years?

430
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,764
That's your first question?
I thought this was supposed to be a puff piece.

431
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,599
Should we come back to it?

432
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,602
- Yeah.
- Okay.

433
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:10,940
Is it true that this is
going to be your last voyage?

434
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,277
Wow.
No comment.

435
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,779
Who told you that?

436
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:19,949
No, goddamn it.
I'm — I'm only 52.

437
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,952
How about we start out
with some stock dialogue?

438
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:26,956
You know, favorite color — blue.
Favorite food — sardines.

439
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,501
How do you feel about part one
of your new film?

440
00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:33,796
Why? How do you feel
about part one of my new film?

441
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,382
- Well, I'm honest, so —
- Just say it.

442
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,220
I thought aspects of it
seemed slightly fake.

443
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,849
- Wolodarsky?
- I'll take five, Steve.

444
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:47,143
How 'bout taking five?

445
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,061
[ Door Closes ]

446
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:51,564
Did it seem fake...

447
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,942
when my best friend was bitten in half
right in front of me...

448
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:57,069
then eaten alive,
screaming?

449
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,405
I think you're a fake.

450
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,866
And I think
you're a phony...

451
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,076
and a bad reporter.

452
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,037
How does that feel?

453
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,997
Now tell me something.

454
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,832
Does this seem fake?

455
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,835
How dare you?

456
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,671
This entire article
was my idea.

457
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:19,008
- No one else gives a shit.
- What about Si Perlman?

458
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:23,220
[ Scoffs ] Are you joking?
He's not even covering my expenses.

459
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,392
You're taking something
out on me.

460
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:37,193
[ Sniffles ]

461
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,945
Oh, stop crying.

462
00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:40,780
What's the deal here?

463
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,240
I was only trying
to defend myself.

464
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:45,368
Well, you did
a great job.

465
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:48,579
- [ Tape Recorder Clicks On ]
- I'm sure you'll make a terrific father.

466
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,756
So, you really think
you're a Zissou.

467
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,593
I don't know.

468
00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:06,305
Well, you traveled a long way
for "I don't know," sonny.

469
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:09,725
That's true.
But it's important to me.

470
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:15,773
Yeah? Well, there are a lot of things that
are important to some people around here, sonny.

471
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:18,234
- Klaus, don't call me "sonny."
- And one more thing.

472
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,821
It's the Steve Zissou show,
not the Ned show.

473
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:28,327
- You hear me?
- Yes, I do.

474
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,164
- Klaus!
- Ja?

475
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:36,544
If you ever touch me again,
I will kick your goddamn teeth out.

476
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,671
Is that understood?

477
00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:43,134
Not if I don't
see you first, sonny.

478
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,563
We gotta watch ourselves
around this Jane character.

479
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,565
Don't tell her
anything personal.

480
00:30:57,648 --> 00:31:00,568
If you're not sure about something,
change the subject...

481
00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:02,570
and look for me.

482
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:06,073
This bull dyke's got
something against us.

483
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:09,577
I don't think she's a lesbian.
She's pregnant.

484
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,079
Bull dykes can get pregnant.

485
00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:15,082
Anyway, I'd back out now,
but we need the press.

486
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,502
See you in the morning.

487
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:21,172
- Steve.
- Hmm?

488
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,633
When'd you first
hear about me?

489
00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,512
About five years ago.

490
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:32,475
I... read it in an article
about myself.

491
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,727
Did you believe it?

492
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:40,399
It was in the paper.
I assumed they checked their facts.

493
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,237
Why didn't you
contact me?

494
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,911
Because I hate fathers
and I never wanted to be one.

495
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,964
I forgot.
Your correspondence stock came in.

496
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:14,683
- [ Answering Machine Beeps ]
- [Jane I Hi, Ross. Started foday.

497
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:19,063
I'll forward some pages to you
through the copy department.

498
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,399
You're probably right, though.

499
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,737
What am I doing here?

500
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,366
I miss you, and —

501
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,286
Oh, God,
I don't know, Ross.

502
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,372
Where are you?

503
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,920
Listen, I'm not
leaving this message.

504
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:45,965
Don't even know why
I'm still pregnant.

505
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:49,009
♪ [ Vocalizing ]

506
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,143
Script girl uses these
for continuity.

507
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,396
- Here.
- Oh, no, no, no.

508
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,690
No exceptions.
Everyone gets one.

509
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:06,694
Anne-Marie! Do the interns get glocks?

510
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,655
No. They all share one.

511
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,907
Take it, Ned.

512
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,868
- Steve!
- What?

513
00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:15,953
Whack on the echo box.

514
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:19,874
Zissou here.

515
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:22,042
[Klaus ]
Steve, Oseary Drakoulias on line two.

516
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,589
- Yeah?
- I spoke with Larry Amin.

517
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,591
And it's a pass.

518
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,468
In other words,
you fucked us!

519
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:34,638
Let's not cast stones
at one another, my boy.

520
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:37,600
- Do you hear me, damn it? Do you?
- No, I don't!

521
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,603
- I told you how to play it!
- Oh, bloody hell! Listen here, mate!

522
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,105
Can I interrupt
for a moment?

523
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,107
[ Drakoulias ]
Who the blazes is that?

524
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,109
It's me, Ned.

525
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,862
Maybe this is nothing.
Maybe it's something.

526
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,864
I don't know your problems.

527
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,033
I don't know.

528
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:57,036
But I just inherited
$275,000.

529
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,622
Would that amount
make any difference?

530
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:04,543
[ Drakoulias ] What sort of expression
Is the lad wearing on his face?

531
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:07,171
Can you fly a chopper?

532
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:11,300
I have. I'm certainly not licensed
in any way, shape or form.

533
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,719
Great. Let's go.

534
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,977
[ Loud Clank ]

535
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:23,979
When was this whirlybird
last serviced?

536
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:27,566
I don't know. Klaus is supposed to
check it every six months.

537
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:35,324
[ Footsteps ]

538
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,326
You're back
on the water, boys.

539
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,329
The wire transfer came straight through
from Kentucky.

540
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,332
Jackman and Wordsley are going to
gap-finance the rest.

541
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:47,336
But we have a few hooks on it,
so take a pew for a spell.

542
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,172
Number one, the bank want a drug screen
for everyone on the crew...

543
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:52,174
before they'll forward
the money.

544
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:55,052
- A piss test?
- Yes, a piss test.

545
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:57,012
Two, a stooge
from the bond company...

546
00:34:57,096 --> 00:35:00,683
will be riding everywhere during
the whole shoot to keep you on budget.

547
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,852
- Who's the stooge?
- A chap by the name of Bill Ubell.

548
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,855
And there's not a damn thing
you can do about that, Steve.

549
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,857
Three, you must swear —
legally swear —

550
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:13,737
that you'll not kill that shark, or whatever it is,
if it actually exists.

551
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:20,202
I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live.
What about my dynamite?

552
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,872
Phillip, dynamite.
I'm off to Zurich. Follow me, chaps.

553
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,792
Mr. Ubell,
I'd like you to know...

554
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,920
Steve Zissou
and our equity partner Ned.

555
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,964
[ Bell Dings ]

556
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:40,681
I hope you're not gonna
bust our chops, Bill.

557
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:43,767
Why would I do that?

558
00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:45,769
Because you're a bond company stooge.

559
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,771
[ Scoffs ]

560
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,857
I'm also a human being.

561
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,360
All right. I take that back.

562
00:35:53,444 --> 00:35:55,362
Yeah.

563
00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:57,614
Let's have
some "teamsmanship."

564
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:04,621
Ho!

565
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:25,642
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

566
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,540
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

567
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,378
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

568
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,985
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

569
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,757
- One, two, three.
- Come on.

570
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,599
One, two, three.

571
00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:50,102
Attaboy. Attaboy. Here he is.

572
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:53,605
Here he is. Come on.
You okay, Ned? You okay?

573
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:56,608
All right. All right.
Give him some room. He's okay.

574
00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:59,695
He just drank
a little too much water.

575
00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:05,367
How you shooting this, Vikram?
Wide open?

576
00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:07,369
Uh, light, 5.6.

577
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:10,622
[ Panting, Sighs ]

578
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,759
[ Zissou Narrating I As always,
even in the most challenging circumstances...

579
00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:25,762
the members of Team Zissou
find ways to keep morale high.

580
00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:29,141
- [ Shouts ]
- [All Cheering ]

581
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,270
Wait Hold it

582
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,355
Is that a distress bark?

583
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:41,361
Is something wounded out there?

584
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:44,990
[Zissou ]
We quickly locate the source of the mysterious cry.

585
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,077
What is she, Steve?

586
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:51,079
A wild snow mongoose.

587
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,081
We thought they were extinct.

588
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,083
Her ankle's broken.

589
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,752
- Ogata.
- Yeah?

590
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,755
Run and get some hot milk
and put these guys in the incubator.

591
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:03,425
[ Zissou ] We radio for the emergency transport
of our rare, beautiful new friends.

592
00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:09,473
That's what
it used to be like.

593
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:11,558
[ Squeak ]

594
00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:18,106
[ Birds Chirping ]

595
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:26,365
[ Eleanor I Had Ned's heart stopped beating
before you pulled him out of the water?

596
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,284
Had Ned's heart
stopped beating...

597
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:31,787
before we pulled him
out of the water?

598
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,998
Yes. But we got him
started again pretty quickly.

599
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:38,377
Don't go on this voyage
right now, Steve.

600
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:41,296
One of you's already dead,
after all.

601
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,382
Who?

602
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,635
Oh, you mean Esteban?

603
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,179
Thanks for
bringing that up.

604
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:55,811
Who's gonna tell us the Latin names
of all the fishes and everything?

605
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,146
You know I can't remember all that shit.

606
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,607
Please stop, Eleanor.
Eleanor, stop.

607
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:04,653
- Why are you leaving?
- Because I don't want to be
part of whatever's gonna happen.

608
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,655
Nobody knows
what's going to happen.

609
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:10,701
- And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
- That's how we've always done it.

610
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:13,662
I can't believe
you took that boy's money.

611
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,998
He's an investor.

612
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,083
He's my sidekick.

613
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:21,295
The sugar crabs are back.

614
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:26,258
They're early this year.

615
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:29,219
I've never seen them mating
before the solstice.

616
00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:31,763
Is that mating?

617
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:39,521
- andJ'[ Pelé Singing In Portuguese ]
- Good-bye, Steve.

618
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:44,443
Don't say that,
even if it's true.

619
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,820
Don't say that.
It's too painful.

620
00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:49,406
What do you
want me to say?

621
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,118
Say bon voyage.

622
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,708
Bon voyage.

623
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,586
♪ [ Singing Continues ]

624
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,650
23 [ Continues ]

625
00:41:30,697 --> 00:41:33,283
♪ [ Vocalizing ]

626
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:38,413
♪ [Pop]

627
00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:40,415
[Zissou ]
Kingsley 'Ned' Zissou, 29.

628
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:43,126
Junior-grade diving tech,
executive producer.

629
00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,295
Energetic, spirited, youthful.

630
00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:50,509
Normally we would
track the jaguar shark...

631
00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:53,512
with a scanning monitor
we keep on board the Belafonte.

632
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:56,932
But its power tubes have seized up
and blown a gasket.

633
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,352
[Zissou ]
We now proceed...

634
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:03,522
to an advanced system
located on a colleague's offshore facility.

635
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:08,568
This will be Team Zissou's next stop.

636
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,951
See, Renzo?
This is what I'm talking about.

637
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,953
A relationship subplot.

638
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,872
There's chemistry
between us, you know.

639
00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:22,958
Huh?

640
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,544
- Here's a quote.
- Wait up. Who from?

641
00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:27,546
"Zissou has an almost magical connection...

642
00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,548
to the life of the sea.

643
00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:31,717
He speaks its language fluently.

644
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,720
I've never met
a boy like that in all my life."

645
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,722
Lord Mandrake.

646
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,725
- You should have opened with that one.
- He was your mentor —

647
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:42,519
Hey, intern?
Get me a Campari, will ya?

648
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,604
On the rocks?

649
00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,734
Wanna go up
in my balloon?

650
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,572
I like her hairdo.

651
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:56,241
Me too.
But Steve called her first.

652
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:02,914
- ♪ [Folk]
- I'm sorry I made you cry the other day.

653
00:43:02,998 --> 00:43:04,916
Oh, that's okay.

654
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,918
It's not completely
your fault, anyway.

655
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:09,546
I'm going through
some personal problems.

656
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:12,340
Really? What do you got?

657
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,676
Well, I'm five months pregnant.

658
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,678
My editor's the father.
He's married.

659
00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:19,848
But not to me.

660
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,058
Wow.
That's a rough ticket.

661
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:25,937
You know, my first wife
left me when I was your age.

662
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,611
- What's "Deep Search"?
- My submarine.

663
00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:36,948
I had this exact
image of you...

664
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,951
tacked up on the wall above my aquarium
all through primary school.

665
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:43,622
Oh, yeah? You mean the official photograph,
where I'm doing this?

666
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,542
- That's the one.
- Mm-hmm.

667
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:51,588
Well, maybe it's just me,
but I don't feel like that person.

668
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,799
I never did.

669
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:58,220
♪ Here's to you
Nicola and Bart ♪

670
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:02,182
♪ Rest forever
here in our hearts ♪

671
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:06,478
♪ The last and final
moment is yours ♪

672
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,980
- ♪ [ Continues ]
- Why did you abandon Ned?

673
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,819
I didn't.
I never even met him.

674
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,575
What kind of piece
are you writing, cubbie?

675
00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:22,994
Are you gonna screw us
on this deal?

676
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,122
I hope not.

677
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:28,083
[ Spits ]

678
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:33,088
♪ Here's to you
Nicola and Bart ♪

679
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:37,342
You really think it's cool to hit the sauce
when you've got a bun in the oven?

680
00:44:39,094 --> 00:44:41,263
- [ Click ]
- Pelé, bring us back down, please.

681
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,181
[ Flame Roars ]

682
00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:46,268
♪ Is your triumph ♪

683
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:49,271
I don't have a problem
with objective reporting.

684
00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,148
What I have a problem with
iS some wombat...

685
00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:55,235
coming on my boat
trying to railroad me.

686
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:59,739
See if you can get one of these dolphins
to swim under the hull...

687
00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:01,825
and give us a look.

688
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:06,371
[ Beeping ]

689
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:14,337
Nah. Either they can't hear us,
or they don't understand.

690
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:19,050
Son of a bitch,
I'm sick of these dolphins.

691
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,179
Quiet out there tonight.

692
00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:25,807
Can you hear
the jack-whales singing?

693
00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:27,809
[ Horn Blowing ]

694
00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:30,812
Beautiful. I wonder
what they're saying.

695
00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:33,982
Well, that was the sludge tanker
over there, but —

696
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,902
- [ Whale Song ]
- There you go. That's them.

697
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,696
[ Whale Song Continues ]

698
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:44,326
By the way, would you mind if I made a few
modifications to the Team Zissou insignia?

699
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,245
- I have some ideas —
- You mean the patch?

700
00:45:47,329 --> 00:45:49,497
Yes. The insignia.

701
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:52,751
Yeah. It's probably
kinda dated, isn't it?

702
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:55,879
Sure. Take a crack at it.
Make it a little trendier.

703
00:45:57,923 --> 00:46:00,258
All right.

704
00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:05,513
Are you finding
what you were looking for...

705
00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:07,515
out here with me?

706
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,768
I hope so.

707
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,230
I wrote you a letter
about 17 years ago.

708
00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:18,902
You mean, like,
a fan letter?

709
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,863
Did I write you back?

710
00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:25,283
I try to answer as many personally as I can.

711
00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:27,243
[Zissou ]
'Dear Ned Plimpton...

712
00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:29,746
First, in answer
to your question, always.

713
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,749
Second, thank you very much
for naming your bug after me.

714
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:35,752
My wife tells me
itis actually a type of gnat.

715
00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:40,256
You strike me as a very special boy
and a key member of the Zissou Society.

716
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:44,427
I wish I could come visit you in Kentucky
and assist you with your work.

717
00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:46,429
I remember your mother.

718
00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:49,683
Take care of yourself, Ned Plimpton.
You've served well.

719
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:53,395
Your friend, Capt. Steve Zissou.
Diclated, but not read."

720
00:46:57,774 --> 00:47:01,319
Yeah, more or less
standard boilerplate, I guess.

721
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,739
[ Zissou ]
There's some real high-tech gear...

722
00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,741
inside this deal,
believe me.

723
00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:09,744
First we go downstairs
and turn on that tracking system.

724
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:12,747
Then, as long as the batteries
on that homing dart haven't gone down —

725
00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:15,417
- Who locked us out?
- No one. We're trespassing.

726
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,752
Steve, are we allowed in here?

727
00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:19,754
It's a scientific community, man.

728
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,756
Captain, I am required by law...

729
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,259
to notify the bank
of any illegal activities.

730
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:27,137
Just do what you've gotta do
to cover your ass, Bill.

731
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,180
I got it.

732
00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:33,143
[ Grunts ]

733
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,313
- [ Alarm Blaring ]
- Fuck! They wired it!

734
00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:40,316
Klaus, go down and get me
some cable snippers.

735
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,318
[ On Loudspeaker ]
This is Captain Hennessey.

736
00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:44,320
You have trespassed
on a private facility.

737
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:47,157
The coast guard
Is being alerted via satellite.

738
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,784
Again, this is Caplain Hennessey.
Immediately leave the prem —

739
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:52,829
[ Beeping ]

740
00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:54,831
Okay, action.

741
00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:56,833
Well, look who's
back in town.

742
00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,836
You've traveled over 150 miles
since we last heard from you.

743
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,839
This son of a bitch is heading for
the South Pacific.

744
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,841
Turn on your tape recorder, cubbie.

745
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:08,511
- Is it the jaguar shark?
- On the record, yes.

746
00:48:08,595 --> 00:48:11,014
Cut. Print both takes, Vikram.

747
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:13,016
Was I...
just in the film?

748
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,977
Yeah. You're gonna
have to sign a release.

749
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:17,979
But you've actually
located the shark?

750
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,981
You'd better bet your fuckin' ass we did.

751
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,984
All right, everybody,
we got about 25 to 30 minutes...

752
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,487
before the coast guard
gets here to arrest us.

753
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,490
I want you all to get Hennessey's
best gear onto the Belafonte in 15.

754
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:31,493
- You're gonna steal his stuff?
- Nah, we'll get it back to him.

755
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:33,578
Interns, let's see some hustle.

756
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:36,748
Uh, what is this, Pelé?

757
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:40,210
I don't know.
Uh, the map?

758
00:48:40,293 --> 00:48:42,212
- Steve!
- Uh-huh?

759
00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:46,216
Do you know that you just charted us
on a course through unprotected waters?

760
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,218
Yeah.
We're taking the shortcut.

761
00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:51,221
But it's outside [.M.U. jurisdiction.
There isn't any protection.

762
00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:53,223
I know, honey.
Look at the map.

763
00:48:53,306 --> 00:48:56,726
We go your way,
that's about four inches.

764
00:48:56,810 --> 00:49:00,021
We go my way, it's an inch and a half.
You wanna pay for the extra gas?

765
00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:02,023
What kind of system is this?

766
00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:05,026
It's the Bernstein Nines.
They just upgraded last summer.

767
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,028
The Nines are out already?

768
00:49:07,112 --> 00:49:09,030
- Does this do cappuccino?
- Ja.

769
00:49:09,114 --> 00:49:11,533
Wait a second.
Steve, this isn't the procedure.

770
00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:13,660
[ Banging ]

771
00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:17,664
One of the interns just fell down
the stairs with the main tracking processor.

772
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:19,666
Just make sure
we steal the backup.

773
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,669
Are you listening to me? Eleanor told me
that under no circumstances —

774
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:25,088
Shut up before
you jinx us, Anne-Marie.

775
00:49:39,269 --> 00:49:41,271
- You catching anything?
- Mm-mmm.

776
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:48,194
Hook this up
and make me a latte.

777
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:56,452
You know, cubbie's
kind of a sucker-maker...

778
00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:59,247
but she's got some moves.

779
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,416
I agree.

780
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:05,336
If she wasn't a bull dyke,
I think I might have a bit of a thing for her.

781
00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,268
As you can see...

782
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,271
if the creature continues
its current migratory route...

783
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,274
our paths should converge
in less than four days.

784
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,776
I wanna get there in three.
Ogata, can we —

785
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,778
Vladimir, what's this blip right over here?

786
00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:33,281
I don't know.
I've been trying to figure that out.

787
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,284
We might have them both mixed up,
or it could be the other way around.

788
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:39,287
But we're gonna be right on top of it
first thing in the morning.

789
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,372
Hmm.

790
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,292
- Good eye, Ned.
- Thank you.

791
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,003
Should we investigate it?

792
00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:50,965
Yeah. Let's make a quick dive at 6:00 a.m.,
and we'll scope out the phantom signal.

793
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,301
- It's probably just one of
Hennessey's research turtles.
- Yes.

794
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,304
But I wanna be
back on the road by lunch.

795
00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:01,392
Do me a favor.

796
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:04,395
Next time you get a hot idea
in front of the reporter...

797
00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:06,397
whisper it
in my ear first.

798
00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,400
Otherwise I look like
kind of a daydream johnny. You know?

799
00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:11,402
[ Whispers ]
Daydream johnny, yes.

800
00:51:11,486 --> 00:51:13,571
[Jane]
You let him change your name?

801
00:51:13,655 --> 00:51:16,491
Well, we changed it together.

802
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,993
- What was it before?
- Edward Plimpton.

803
00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:21,996
That's a million times better.
Change it back, Ned.

804
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,207
I really don't see you
as a Kingsley Zissou.

805
00:51:24,290 --> 00:51:27,835
Do you think Steve and I
have a family resemblance?

806
00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:31,339
No.

807
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:34,008
I guess it doesn't
really matter anyway.

808
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:41,849
Here.

809
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:44,102
I stole it back.

810
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,939
I strung it on some peppermint
dental floss...

811
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:51,025
in case you wanna
wear it like a necklace.

812
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,622
[ Sighs ]

813
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:10,712
[ Gasps ]

814
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,630
Happy with the piece, Jane?

815
00:52:12,714 --> 00:52:14,757
What are you
doing in here?

816
00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:17,093
Am 1? No.

817
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,095
Put that down.

818
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,097
I assume I'm Mr. Z.

819
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,100
I'm sorry that you think
my red hat is, uh —

820
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:26,602
What's the word you use?
"Contrived."

821
00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:28,604
And that...

822
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:34,610
"The Zissou of my childhood represents
all the dreams I've come to regret."

823
00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:36,612
What? Why?

824
00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:39,615
I'm going to have to start
locking my f-ing door.

825
00:52:39,699 --> 00:52:41,617
It was locked.
I kicked it in.

826
00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:44,120
Why don't you just curse
like other people?

827
00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:47,749
Because I'm trying to get out of the habit
before I have my fucking baby!

828
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:50,251
Okay.
That makes sense.

829
00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:52,253
Well, please
clean up your room anyway.

830
00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:55,423
- It looks like a goddamn typhoon hit it.
- Get out!

831
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:06,225
Please don't make fun of me.
I just wanted to flirt with you.

832
00:53:06,309 --> 00:53:09,312
I'll have an intern
come and fix the door.

833
00:53:22,075 --> 00:53:24,994
This is a message
from the I.M.U. coast guard.

834
00:53:25,078 --> 00:53:28,831
Apparently some crooked fuckers
broke into my sea lab yesterday.

835
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:30,833
How awful.
Did they nick anything?

836
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:33,836
It doesn't say.
They probably just trashed the place.

837
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,838
I'm so pissed
I wanna spit.

838
00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:39,342
Hugo — [ Spits ]
tell Carl to load my elephant gun...

839
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,427
with buckshot.

840
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,223
We're gonna hunt down
these sickos.

841
00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:49,685
Supposedly Cousteau
and his cronies...

842
00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:52,647
invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies
into the helmet.

843
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,400
But we made ours with
a special rabbit ear on the top...

844
00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:58,194
so we could pipe in
some music.

845
00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,613
♪ [ Electronica ]

846
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,666
♪ [ Continues ]

847
00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:35,898
♪ [ Continues ]

848
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:41,779
[ Beeping ]

849
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,825
- ♪ [Ends ]
- Let's start with the reverse.

850
00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:58,880
Okay, roll it, Vikram.

851
00:55:00,715 --> 00:55:04,552
Would it be possible for me to
address you as Dad in this scene?

852
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,471
No. Why?

853
00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:12,560
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
I forgot. I — I'm sorry.

854
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,480
Where are you coming from,
jack off? Shit.

855
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:20,485
It's not a bad impulse though.
Some kind of nickname.

856
00:55:20,568 --> 00:55:25,573
Not that one. It's too specific,
but try to think of something else.

857
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,909
Another name?

858
00:55:29,744 --> 00:55:32,163
How about Stevesy?

859
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:35,291
That's good. Try it.
What were you gonna say before?

860
00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:39,921
Good luck, Stevesy.

861
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:42,340
Fantastic.
Let's go.

862
00:55:50,306 --> 00:55:52,308
[ Zissou ]
Okay, action.

863
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:01,943
Look, Ned.
There's a sunken airplane down there.

864
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,028
Let's check it out.

865
00:56:13,496 --> 00:56:18,000
We examine the crash site, but are careful
not to disturb the forensic evidence.

866
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:20,002
- How was that?
- Not bad.

867
00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:22,046
The first take was
a little faster.

868
00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:26,008
- [ Klaus ] Is that yours?
- Klaus.

869
00:56:26,092 --> 00:56:28,010
- Klaus.
- Ja?

870
00:56:28,094 --> 00:56:30,263
May I have a word
with you, please?

871
00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:36,310
What?

872
00:56:36,394 --> 00:56:38,604
- Why'd you do that?
- Because I owed you one.

873
00:56:38,688 --> 00:56:41,399
But you gave me
a warning already.

874
00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:44,485
- You stood up for yourself.
- I still owed you one.

875
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:48,239
- And now I owe you one.
- No. Now we're even.

876
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,909
Why are you doing this?
He's not my father, you know. I don't have that.

877
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,538
What are you talking about?

878
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,915
"We're even," damn it.
That's it!

879
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:08,384
[ Wind Howling ]

880
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:21,981
No, it was like a beat-up
little jalopy.

881
00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:24,275
I don't know what you'd call it.
You didn't see it?

882
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,277
I didn't see it, boss.

883
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,696
Well, keep your eyes peeled.

884
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:33,117
Klaus, check who's on watch.
I'll be in the sauna.

885
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,704
Pelé and —

886
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,540
Who the shit is
Kingsley Zissou?

887
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,542
♪ [ Tape Player: Piano, Classical ]

888
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:45,379
- Is that him?
- Mm-hmm. That's him.

889
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:48,966
I've never felt a baby
in someone's stomach before.

890
00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:55,514
I think you'll make
a very good single mother.

891
00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:03,731
- Thanks.
- Although it does put you both
at a tremendous disadvantage.

892
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,833
You know...

893
00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:25,461
Steve's got a little bit
of a thing for you.

894
00:58:26,796 --> 00:58:28,964
Why do you say that?

895
00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:30,966
Because he told me.

896
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:32,968
Really?

897
00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:35,930
I thought he hated my guts.

898
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:38,766
Well, I think you hurt his feelings,
but that doesn't mean —

899
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:41,102
He says I hurt
his feelings?

900
00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:47,692
So... fd up.

901
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:56,826
[ Door Opens, Closes ]

902
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:15,219
♪ [ Singing "Space Oddity" In Portuguese ]

903
00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:22,893
♪ Five, four ♪

904
00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:26,355
♪ Three, two ♪

905
00:59:26,439 --> 00:59:30,192
♪ [ Continues In Portuguese ]

906
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,993
♪ [ Ends ]

907
00:59:41,454 --> 00:59:43,456
[ Thump ]

908
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:46,167
[ Footsteps On Deck ]

909
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,086
[ Men Shouting In Foreign Language ]

910
00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:54,592
[ Shouting Continues ]

911
00:59:54,675 --> 00:59:57,178
[ Knocking ]

912
00:59:57,303 --> 01:00:01,140
- Yeah?
- [ Klaus ] Steve, would you please open the door?

913
01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,569
- [ Knocking ]
- Mm-hmm?

914
01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:18,699
[ Zissou ]
Jane, is, uh, Ned in there?

915
01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:21,702
[ Men Yelling In Foreign Language ]

916
01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:25,206
Stevesy?
Stevesy, what's happenin'?

917
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:27,875
Are those hijackers?

918
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,919
Well, we call them pirates
out here, Ned.

919
01:00:30,002 --> 01:00:32,213
You were supposed to be
on watch, by the way.

920
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:35,132
Oh, my God.
You're right. Stevesy, look.

921
01:00:35,216 --> 01:00:37,718
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

922
01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:40,471
- [ Yelling ]
- Whoa. No.

923
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:44,433
So, tell me, you were reading
to each other in French?

924
01:00:44,517 --> 01:00:47,061
No, it's in English.
It was translated.

925
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:50,397
Well, you know, you're not supposed to
go into each other's cabins on a boat.

926
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:52,441
- Why not?
- It's just kind of...

927
01:00:52,525 --> 01:00:56,737
an unwritten maritime rule
when you're at sea.

928
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:59,114
Especially the goddamn lookout.

929
01:00:59,198 --> 01:01:01,826
- I'm so sorry.
- Soam I.

930
01:01:01,909 --> 01:01:03,828
You hung us out to dry.

931
01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:08,415
If we don't handle
this right...

932
01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:11,293
we're gonna all
get murdered.

933
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,463
- Including her unborn British child.
- [ Jane Whimpers Softly ]

934
01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:18,843
[ Jane Screams ]

935
01:01:21,804 --> 01:01:23,806
I'm gonna kill you
for that, asshole!

936
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:28,185
I'm gonna hit you so fuckin' hard
you'll be blind!

937
01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:31,689
Please don't hurt him.

938
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,945
Watch me. I'll let you know
when I'm gonna make a move.

939
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,947
Steve, it's way safer for us
to just do what they say.

940
01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:41,991
They probably just want
our money and jewels and shit.

941
01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,410
Yeah. Then how am I gonna
finish my movie then?

942
01:01:44,493 --> 01:01:47,246
Jesus holy f —

943
01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:49,373
They're going to
kill us, Steve.

944
01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:52,126
All right. I'm pattin' you on the back
right now, Klausie.

945
01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:55,296
Don't be scared.
I'm gonna get us through this, everybody.

946
01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:57,172
¢ Ogata, como esla, pal?

947
01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:04,346
Wake up, Ned-o.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

948
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,641
I need to speak with
the man in charge, fellas.

949
01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:12,980
- [ Yelling Foreign Language ]
- Don't point that gun at him.
He's an unpaid intern.

950
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:15,524
Vikram, what kind of
coverage you gettin'?

951
01:02:15,608 --> 01:02:18,485
I just kept it rolling till
they put this hood over my head.

952
01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,654
[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

953
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:23,490
Bill speaks their language.
What are they saying, Billy?

954
01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:25,492
- Hold on.
- [ Foreign Language ]

955
01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:27,661
[ Foreign Language ]

956
01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:30,831
[ Foreign Language ]

957
01:02:30,915 --> 01:02:34,919
Okay. Apparently they're taking a hostage.
Obviously they've chosen Ned —

958
01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:38,589
- [ Foreign Language ]
- [ Foreign Language ]

959
01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,467
Uh, now that they've found out
that I speak Filipino...

960
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:43,844
- they seem to be changing their minds.
- [ Speaking Filipino ]

961
01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:46,597
- [ Speaking Filipino ]
- [ Filipino ]

962
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:51,936
- Do you have a vault? They want
to know if there's a vault.
- There's no vault.

963
01:02:52,019 --> 01:02:54,313
[ Zissou ] Our vault contains
at least 10 different currencies...

964
01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:56,398
from all over the world at any given moment...

965
01:02:56,482 --> 01:02:58,859
and we are prepared for
every kind of financial necessity.

966
01:03:01,153 --> 01:03:03,697
There goes Ned's inheritance.

967
01:03:04,949 --> 01:03:07,242
Tell them if they don't
get off my boat right now...

968
01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:09,787
there's gonna
be a major shit-storm.

969
01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:11,789
[ Filipino ]

970
01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:19,797
[ Groans ]

971
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,134
Ned-o, can you hear me?

972
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:29,264
We'll get ya back, Billy. Is everybody else safe?
Anne-Marie, are you okay, honey?

973
01:03:29,348 --> 01:03:32,393
No, I'm not. I told you these were
unprotected waters.

974
01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:35,062
- [ Thunder Rumbles ]
- What a fuckin' nightmare.

975
01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:41,360
Be cool on this shit,
okay, cubbie?

976
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:43,654
I mean, at least try
to show both sides.

977
01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:46,407
I need to find a baby
for this father.

978
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,993
Yeah, I think I know
what you mean.

979
01:03:51,662 --> 01:03:57,167
[ All Whispering ]

980
01:03:57,251 --> 01:03:59,837
[ All Whispering ]
Steve.

981
01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:07,469
- [ Rope Breaks ]
- Here we go.

982
01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:10,264
- Steve, what are you going —
- I said get your ass...

983
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,599
the hell off of my boat!

984
01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:15,686
♪ [Rock ]

985
01:04:30,284 --> 01:04:34,663
♪ I'm a street-walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm ♪

986
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:41,295
♪ I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb ♪

987
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,633
- J" am a world's forgotten boy ♪
- [ No Audible Dialogue ]

988
01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:49,303
♪ The one who searches and destroys ♪

989
01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:53,891
♪ Honey, gotta help me, please ♪

990
01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:57,311
♪ Somebody gotta save my soul ♪

991
01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:02,149
♪ Baby, detonate for me
ows

992
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:06,111
♪ Look out, honey
'cause I'm usin' technology ♪

993
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:11,867
♪ Ain't got time to make no apology ♪

994
01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:22,169
I've never seen a bond company stooge
stick his neck out like that.

995
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:27,925
[ Panting ]

996
01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:31,386
[ Crackling ]

997
01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:33,597
What's that sound?

998
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,683
- Is that —
- The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah.

999
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:42,523
"As if the natural world's been
turned upside down." Lord Mandrake.

1000
01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:46,360
[ Chuckling ]

1001
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:50,072
Vikram, get some cutaways
of this miracle.

1002
01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:53,784
Klaus, Ogata, put out
the deck fires before we sink.

1003
01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:55,953
[ Whining ]

1004
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,913
Those fucking amateurs.

1005
01:05:57,996 --> 01:06:01,792
- You left your dog, you idiots.
- [ Barks ]

1006
01:06:04,545 --> 01:06:07,548
Wrap this stiff in a tablecloth.
We're gonna bury him at sea.

1007
01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:11,510
Shouldn't we give him
to the authorities or something?

1008
01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:15,222
No.

1009
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:18,725
I'll write up a few words
to read over him.

1010
01:06:18,809 --> 01:06:22,187
How ya holdin' up there, intern?
Doin' okay?

1011
01:06:24,857 --> 01:06:28,694
Ned, how many fingers
am I holdin' up?

1012
01:06:28,777 --> 01:06:32,239
I don't know.
That's not my job.

1013
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,283
Too many to tell.

1014
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,368
- How many fingers —
- He's gonna be just fine.

1015
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,880
I believe it's criminal
that Steve allowed this to happen to us...

1016
01:06:47,963 --> 01:06:50,465
by which I mean illegal.

1017
01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:54,970
We're being led on an illegal suicide mission
by a selfish maniac.

1018
01:06:56,430 --> 01:07:00,601
I hear what you're saying,
but I think you misjudge the guy.

1019
01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:07,941
Saint Paul said
to the Corinthians...

1020
01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:13,614
"Without kin, no man may
regard himself kindly. Without s —"

1021
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,991
Holy shit!
Son of a bitch. Cut.

1022
01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,452
[ Horn Blows ]

1023
01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:22,414
This is Captain Hennessey.
We've come in response to your distress signal.

1024
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:24,499
Remain calm until —

1025
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:29,963
Good God.
Is that you, Steven?

1026
01:07:30,047 --> 01:07:33,926
Ogata, run downstairs and put a tarp over
anything that says "Operation Hennessey" on it.

1027
01:07:34,009 --> 01:07:35,928
What about this guy?

1028
01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:37,971
Just throw him over
the other side.

1029
01:07:42,893 --> 01:07:46,563
Your engine blew up,
and all your fuel's been stolen. Is that correct?

1030
01:07:46,647 --> 01:07:48,815
- Uh-huh.
- I certainly know how you feel.

1031
01:07:48,899 --> 01:07:51,526
Some crooked fuckers
just stripped my sea lab, you know.

1032
01:07:51,610 --> 01:07:54,238
Probably the same dudes.

1033
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:59,243
I can tow you as far as
Port-au-Patois.

1034
01:07:59,326 --> 01:08:01,828
- I'll need your signature on that invoice first.
- [ Dog Whining ]

1035
01:08:01,912 --> 01:08:06,416
It accounts for the expenses of the rescue
operation as well as my time and that of my crew.

1036
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,919
This is more than the budget
of my whole project.

1037
01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:11,421
It's an estimate.
Uh, what's your dog's name?

1038
01:08:15,342 --> 01:08:17,886
- Cody.
- [ Whining ]

1039
01:08:22,391 --> 01:08:24,434
Be still, Cody.

1040
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:31,275
I have to run this by
my bond company stooge.

1041
01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,443
- He's been kidnapped.
- That's true.

1042
01:08:33,527 --> 01:08:37,239
- I have to rescue him first.
- Well, sign it now, or I'm leavin' you out here.

1043
01:08:43,704 --> 01:08:47,374
Oh. I dined with Eleanor
last weekend, by the way.

1044
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:51,586
She's summering at my villa
in West Port-au-Patois, don't you know.

1045
01:08:51,670 --> 01:08:54,798
Say, how's Team Zissou
holdin' up without her?

1046
01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:03,890
[ Sighs ]

1047
01:09:03,974 --> 01:09:06,101
The first thing that goes through
a captain's head...

1048
01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:08,270
when he hears there's low morale
goin' around is:

1049
01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:11,606
"What'd I do?
Is it all my fault?"

1050
01:09:11,690 --> 01:09:13,734
Well, he's probably right.

1051
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,111
Most of us have been
together a long time.

1052
01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:18,572
There are others
that were here before that.

1053
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:22,951
Do you all
not like me anymore?

1054
01:09:23,035 --> 01:09:27,122
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know.

1055
01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:31,335
Look, if you're not
against me...

1056
01:09:31,418 --> 01:09:33,545
don't cross this line.

1057
01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:36,089
If yes, do.

1058
01:09:36,173 --> 01:09:38,300
I love you all.

1059
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:46,433
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am.

1060
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:50,145
- I don't understand. Why?
- What do you mean?

1061
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:53,774
Wait a second. What are we doing?
You said cross the line if —

1062
01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:57,277
- Cross the line if you're going to quit.
- Oh.

1063
01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:59,363
Do it again.
I misunderstood.

1064
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:09,539
- [ Answering Machine Beeps ]
- [Jane I Hi, Ross.

1065
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:12,501
I got your corrections on the proofs.
They're fine, but...

1066
01:10:13,502 --> 01:10:15,420
I'm not coming back.

1067
01:10:15,504 --> 01:10:17,798
It's over.
Please don't try to contact me, okay?

1068
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,592
You'll hear from us sometime.

1069
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:27,140
We got attacked by pirates.

1070
01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:30,060
I feel as if life is —

1071
01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:37,234
Well, you get the idea.
Anyway, take care of yourself. Jane.

1072
01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:39,736
Will you write to me?

1073
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:43,490
Of course.
Give me the address.

1074
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:47,160
Well, actually, I went ahead and stamped
and self-addressed...

1075
01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:50,247
50 or so envelopes
just to...

1076
01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:52,332
make it easier for you.

1077
01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:55,001
Thanks.
I'll use them.

1078
01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:58,088
Each one has three
blank pages in it, and...

1079
01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:02,843
here's a pen.

1080
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:05,595
Maybe I'm going to write you
a letter right now.

1081
01:11:09,099 --> 01:11:11,101
Okay.

1082
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,945
Bet I'm gonna
really miss you, Ned.

1083
01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:26,741
I'm gonna miss you too.

1084
01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:29,327
In fact, I feel like —

1085
01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:32,581
I don't know. I feel like
my heart's almost getting broken.

1086
01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:35,959
I guess I'm overreacting.

1087
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,631
Is that really true?

1088
01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:45,635
Yes, itis.

1089
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,431
That was all
off the record, cubbie.

1090
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,892
- That whole deal.
- ♪ [ Tape Player: Piano, Classical ]

1091
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:54,895
Actually, I'm surprised
you didn't cross the line yourself.

1092
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:57,731
- What line?
- The line I drew on the deck just now.

1093
01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:00,442
- You weren't up there?
- No.

1094
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,486
You're kidding.

1095
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:05,780
That was one of the most dramatic things
that's ever happened on this boat.

1096
01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,950
- [ Loud Click ]
- I just lost all my best interns.

1097
01:12:09,034 --> 01:12:11,495
I thought you were supposed to be
covering this story.

1098
01:12:11,578 --> 01:12:14,623
- You just said it was all off the record.
- Yeah, but you didn't know that.

1099
01:12:14,706 --> 01:12:16,625
Well, I was down here packing.

1100
01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:18,668
Flipped the wrong breaker.

1101
01:12:20,170 --> 01:12:22,756
So, you are leaving.

1102
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,926
You're jumpin' ship on me.

1103
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,595
I'm going to scrap
the article.

1104
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:32,307
You mean you're not even gonna
write the cover story on me?

1105
01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:34,601
Man, I just don't have
any stature anymore.

1106
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:38,772
Sorry, Steve.
Everything just got too weird. That's all.

1107
01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:42,025
But I gave you a goddamn
showstopper up there.

1108
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:46,154
Are you sleeping with Ned?

1109
01:12:46,238 --> 01:12:48,865
That's none of
your business.

1110
01:12:48,949 --> 01:12:50,909
Okay.

1111
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:53,370
- Are ya?
- No, I'm not.

1112
01:12:56,206 --> 01:12:58,124
You're gonna miss
the jaguar shark.

1113
01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:00,544
Or whatever it is
if it actually exists.

1114
01:13:00,627 --> 01:13:02,629
- [ Sobbing ]
- Are you crying?

1115
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,966
[ Sobbing Continues ]

1116
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:08,718
You cry easily, don't you?

1117
01:13:08,802 --> 01:13:12,722
[ Drakoulias ]
Bloody hell. God save that poor little stooge.

1118
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:16,351
- This never would have happened
if Eleanor was with us.
- Thanks, man.

1119
01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:19,312
Your luck had better
damn well change soon, mafe.

1120
01:13:19,396 --> 01:13:22,023
Now, I must away.
I'll send you a postcard from my travels.

1121
01:13:22,107 --> 01:13:24,025
Wh — Wait.
Where are you goin'?

1122
01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:27,862
Abroad for a spell, my darling.
It's my passport status, you see.

1123
01:13:27,946 --> 01:13:30,907
I'm X-9 at the moment.
Legally, I'm a fugitive.

1124
01:13:30,991 --> 01:13:33,785
Wait a second.
They stole my budget...

1125
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,997
my boat's broken,
you're ditchin' me up the creek.

1126
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,416
What am I supposed
to do here?

1127
01:13:39,499 --> 01:13:42,002
Well, I must say,
nothing's jumping to mind.

1128
01:13:42,085 --> 01:13:45,255
Phillip, any suggestions?
No, he's shaking his head.

1129
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:50,677
[ Klaus ]
Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead!

1130
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,638
- [ Ringing ]
- Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois!

1131
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:57,892
Ho! Ho!

1132
01:13:57,976 --> 01:14:00,228
- Ho!
- [ Ringing Continues ]

1133
01:14:00,312 --> 01:14:04,190
Land ho! Ho!

1134
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:11,281
No. I can't give you full credit,
but I'm not gonna flunk you either.

1135
01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,366
You're all getting incompletes.

1136
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:17,412
This is bullshit.

1137
01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:20,832
♪ [ Feet Stamping Rhythmically ]

1138
01:14:25,337 --> 01:14:28,089
- ♪ [ Flamenco ]
- ♪ [ Castanets Clicking ]

1139
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,345
♪ [ Continues ]

1140
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,101
[ Doorbell Rings ]

1141
01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:49,819
♪ [ Continues ]

1142
01:14:51,863 --> 01:14:53,823
Oh, shit.
What do you want?

1143
01:14:53,907 --> 01:14:57,827
Do you mind if I butter you up a little bit
before I answer that question?

1144
01:14:57,911 --> 01:14:59,788
Yes, I do.
Tell me now.

1145
01:15:02,082 --> 01:15:04,668
I need some money
to get the boat out of hock...

1146
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:07,003
and rescue my bond company stooge
who got kidnapped.

1147
01:15:07,087 --> 01:15:09,172
Could we ask your parents
to loan it to me?

1148
01:15:10,382 --> 01:15:12,384
No.

1149
01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:16,054
Okay.

1150
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:18,181
Could I go ahead
and butter you up anyway?

1151
01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,600
It took me two and a half hours
to get out here.

1152
01:15:20,684 --> 01:15:24,062
♪ [ Continues ]

1153
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:27,607
- Who's that dude?
- That's my research assistant, Javier.

1154
01:15:27,691 --> 01:15:30,610
Javier, presento Steve.

1155
01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:33,780
- Steve.
- ♪ [ Continues ]

1156
01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:38,618
♪ [ Record Player Stops ]

1157
01:15:38,702 --> 01:15:42,205
Necesito cinco minutos,
por favor.

1158
01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:45,041
You know, I'd be jealous
about you staying at Allie's place...

1159
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,669
except I always thought
he was kind of a closet queer.

1160
01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,799
So how's your father-son
relationship coming along?

1161
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:57,220
Well, nobody has a real lock on any of this,
so I don't know how it all times out.

1162
01:15:57,303 --> 01:16:00,890
I mean, I know I want him
to think of me like a father.

1163
01:16:00,974 --> 01:16:03,268
But the fact that there's
an outside chance...

1164
01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:05,895
that he could really be
my actual...

1165
01:16:05,979 --> 01:16:07,897
biological son...

1166
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,278
is very difficult for me.

1167
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,995
You know I'm not big
on apologizing.

1168
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:24,664
So I'll just skip it
if it's all the same to you.

1169
01:16:24,748 --> 01:16:27,459
- Okay.
- Anyway, I'm sorry.

1170
01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:32,505
I know I haven't been
at my best this past decade.

1171
01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:35,341
That's true.

1172
01:16:37,719 --> 01:16:39,721
What happened to me?

1173
01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:42,682
Did I lose my talent?

1174
01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:47,353
Am I ever gonna be
good again?

1175
01:16:47,437 --> 01:16:49,773
I don't know.

1176
01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:53,359
Doesn't matter anyway.

1177
01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:55,653
It's probably the last adventure
I've got in me.

1178
01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:57,947
I was hopin' to go out
in a flash of blazes...

1179
01:16:58,031 --> 01:17:00,867
but I'll probably just
end up goin' home.

1180
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:05,371
Unless you're plannin'
to sell the island.

1181
01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,416
I wonder how much
I could get for it.

1182
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,502
In this market?

1183
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:15,882
You were probably right all along.
We should've had a kid together.

1184
01:17:17,050 --> 01:17:19,010
Of course...

1185
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:21,221
you were kind of already...

1186
01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:24,682
on the edge of bein' too old.

1187
01:17:24,766 --> 01:17:26,893
Unless maybe that's a cop-out.

1188
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:34,234
It's worse than a cop-out.
I was 34.

1189
01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:41,658
It's good to see ya, Eleanor.

1190
01:17:45,745 --> 01:17:47,747
I'm about to blow my stack.

1191
01:17:47,831 --> 01:17:50,458
I turn my back,
and the bullshit begins.

1192
01:17:50,542 --> 01:17:52,627
Ned, you're a scumbag.

1193
01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:55,505
And, Jane,
you're a goddamn liar.

1194
01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:58,258
What the fuck
are you doing in here?

1195
01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:00,844
What the "F"
are you doing in here?

1196
01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:03,263
I warned you about
being in other people's cabins.

1197
01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,181
You were supposed to go home.

1198
01:18:05,265 --> 01:18:07,684
Well, you convinced me to stay
and finish the story.

1199
01:18:09,477 --> 01:18:13,523
- Is it still the cover?
- I don't fucking know.

1200
01:18:15,275 --> 01:18:18,611
Don't you dare
put on that uniform.

1201
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,488
It's all I have with me.

1202
01:18:20,572 --> 01:18:23,324
I told you I have
a bit of a thing for her.

1203
01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:25,368
"Not this one," I said.

1204
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:27,287
You said,
"Not this one, Klaus."

1205
01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,622
So you heard me.

1206
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,791
You're too old for me, Steve.

1207
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,294
Well, you're pregnant.

1208
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:37,046
Can I have a word
with you privately?

1209
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:39,048
Yes.

1210
01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:43,303
- ♪ [ Guitar ]
- andJ'[ Pelé Singing In Portuguese ]

1211
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,388
Follow me.

1212
01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:50,768
Are you two fighting?

1213
01:18:50,852 --> 01:18:53,313
I'll deal with you later.

1214
01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:55,982
Look, Steve.
I know we both like her...

1215
01:18:56,065 --> 01:19:00,153
and you're angry and embarrassed,
but leave her out of it.

1216
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,155
You think that's what
this is about?

1217
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:04,824
Shit, Ned.
What has that bull dyke been telling you?

1218
01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:08,786
All right. I'm gonna warn you now.
Be a gentleman.

1219
01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:11,706
What are you doin' here?
I thought all you interns ran out on me.

1220
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,708
I want to help you
find that shark.

1221
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,752
Goddamn it.
Thank ya, intern.

1222
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:18,212
- You're gettin' an "A."
- His name's Nico.

1223
01:19:18,296 --> 01:19:20,340
- Who?
- Hello, Vikram.

1224
01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:23,676
Give me that camera.
I'm gonna smash it over your head.

1225
01:19:24,969 --> 01:19:27,764
Cut!

1226
01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:29,974
I misread you, man.

1227
01:19:30,058 --> 01:19:32,018
I'm gonna have to
rethink some shit.

1228
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:34,854
You don't know me.
You never wanted to know me.

1229
01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:38,107
I'm just a character
in your film,

1230
01:19:38,191 --> 01:19:41,569
It's a documentary.
It's all really happening.

1231
01:19:41,653 --> 01:19:43,655
Well, damn you for that.

1232
01:19:46,074 --> 01:19:48,451
Go to bed,
you sons of bitches.

1233
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:54,916
That pregnant slut's been playin' us
like a cheap fiddle.

1234
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:57,961
That's it.
I'm gonna fight you, Steve.

1235
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:02,632
You never say,
"I'm gonna fight you, Steve."

1236
01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,676
You just smile
and act natural...

1237
01:20:04,759 --> 01:20:06,719
and then you
sucker punch him.

1238
01:20:06,803 --> 01:20:09,555
- You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
- Oh, listen, Ned.

1239
01:20:09,639 --> 01:20:11,808
Don't you try to —

1240
01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:13,977
♪ [ Pelé Singing ]

1241
01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:20,316
I think your Team Zissou ring
might've caught me on the lip.

1242
01:20:23,194 --> 01:20:25,613
You call yourself
my son, but...

1243
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:29,450
I just don't see it.

1244
01:20:29,534 --> 01:20:31,494
It's nothin' personal.

1245
01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:33,329
What do you want?

1246
01:20:35,707 --> 01:20:37,667
Nothin'.

1247
01:20:38,918 --> 01:20:40,837
That's so arrogant.

1248
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,464
That's — Screw off.

1249
01:20:43,548 --> 01:20:46,926
I can't believe I asked
if I could call you Dad.

1250
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:51,431
- Of course you said no.
- I let you call me Stevesy. It sounds better.

1251
01:20:54,726 --> 01:20:56,894
It doesn't mean
the same thing.

1252
01:21:00,732 --> 01:21:03,109
A week before
she killed herself...

1253
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:07,321
my mother told me that you'd known about me
since the day I was born.

1254
01:21:07,405 --> 01:21:09,365
Is that a fact?

1255
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,493
That's a fact.

1256
01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:17,165
I ought to have stayed
in Kentucky where I belong.

1257
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:20,543
[ Cody Barking ]

1258
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,340
Quiet.

1259
01:21:26,424 --> 01:21:29,427
Somebody pay for
this water taxi.

1260
01:21:32,722 --> 01:21:34,891
You got any petty cash on you?

1261
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:41,481
Remind me to send Eleanor's parents a thank-you
note on the good correspondence stock.

1262
01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:43,524
Okay.

1263
01:21:44,859 --> 01:21:47,153
This is the message we received
earlier tonight...

1264
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,114
on our answering machine
at Pescespada Island.

1265
01:21:52,492 --> 01:21:55,119
- [ Beep ]
- Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone.

1266
01:21:55,203 --> 01:21:57,163
I am still blindfolded.
My arms are bound.

1267
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,916
But a young boy
has been kind enough to assist me.

1268
01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:02,710
There's not much chance
I'll get another opportunity to call...

1269
01:22:02,794 --> 01:22:05,004
so / thought
! would ask if —

1270
01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:07,423
- What? No.
- [ Beep ]

1271
01:22:11,052 --> 01:22:12,970
Well, thanks for
checkin' in, Bill.

1272
01:22:13,054 --> 01:22:15,598
Next time maybe you could let us know
where you're at.

1273
01:22:17,225 --> 01:22:19,143
Based on the quality of
the connection...

1274
01:22:19,227 --> 01:22:21,437
the variety of wildlife
in the background...

1275
01:22:21,521 --> 01:22:26,776
and the elapsed time between Mr. Ubell's capture
and this message...

1276
01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:30,530
there's a good chance
he's on one of the Ping Islands.

1277
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:34,117
There used to be a four-star hotel
on Little Ping.

1278
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,870
But the entire island
was destroyed by a monsoon five years ago.

1279
01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:39,956
It's been uninhabited
ever since.

1280
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:43,543
I know the place.
Hotel Citroén.

1281
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:47,755
Cubbie, I'd like to speak
on the record for a moment.

1282
01:22:47,839 --> 01:22:51,134
Eleanor has always been
the brains behind Team Zissou.

1283
01:22:51,217 --> 01:22:53,136
By the way...

1284
01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:57,056
are you gonna put in a good description
of the command center I've set up down here?

1285
01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:03,896
Okay, gang. That's the plan.
Set a course for Ping Island, full speed ahead.

1286
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:08,401
You'll need to hire a team of mechanics
to rebuild the engine first, of course.

1287
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:11,028
I know.
I'm saying after that.

1288
01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:15,283
Just because I've decided to save your neck again
and help you do this rescue...

1289
01:23:15,366 --> 01:23:17,368
doesn't mean
you've won me back.

1290
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,453
Yes, ma'am.

1291
01:23:21,873 --> 01:23:26,210
[ Beeping ]

1292
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,505
Thanks.

1293
01:23:31,591 --> 01:23:35,303
- Is the father out of the picture?
- Mm-hmm.

1294
01:23:35,386 --> 01:23:39,765
Actually, I was sort of terrified
about having this baby.

1295
01:23:39,849 --> 01:23:42,185
And right now I'm not
really scared of anything.

1296
01:23:43,895 --> 01:23:47,690
- Maybe it's my hormones.
- That makes sense.

1297
01:23:49,609 --> 01:23:51,569
I'm going to tell you
something confidentially...

1298
01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:54,113
which won't be
mentioned again.

1299
01:23:54,197 --> 01:23:58,075
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person
who can say this, including Steve.

1300
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:00,828
Never mind how I found out.
I'm a scientist.

1301
01:24:00,912 --> 01:24:04,040
It's the thing that puzzles me
about Ned's situation.

1302
01:24:04,123 --> 01:24:06,834
- What is it?
- Zissou shoots blanks.

1303
01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:09,795
Huh.

1304
01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:14,050
I think maybe it's because
he spent half his life underwater.

1305
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:23,643
♪ [ Pelé Singing "Life On Mars" In Portuguese ]

1306
01:24:30,066 --> 01:24:32,401
23 [ Continues ]

1307
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:50,127
Let's try track three
against picture.

1308
01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:56,550
♪ [ Electronica ]

1309
01:24:56,634 --> 01:24:59,011
[Zissou ]
A treacherous reef surrounds the Ping Islands...

1310
01:24:59,095 --> 01:25:01,430
warning intruders
to keep their distance.

1311
01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:03,766
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

1312
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:07,061
[Zissou ] Today we discover
one of its victims off the coast of Ping Three.

1313
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:13,484
Our colleague Alistair Hennessey
and his crew are nowhere to be found.

1314
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,737
We will land at dawn.

1315
01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:22,285
Not bad. We'll temp it
with that, anyway.

1316
01:25:57,528 --> 01:25:59,697
All right. Let's go!

1317
01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,846
Oh, shit.
Swamp leeches.

1318
01:26:23,929 --> 01:26:27,016
Everybody, check for swamp leeches,
and pull them off.

1319
01:26:31,187 --> 01:26:33,689
Nobody else got hit?
I'm the only one? What's the deal?

1320
01:26:36,901 --> 01:26:38,778
[ Zissou ]
What a shame.

1321
01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:42,907
They had a bartender here, Kino,
made the best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.

1322
01:26:44,075 --> 01:26:46,160
You ready, Vikram?

1323
01:26:47,453 --> 01:26:49,455
Five-six and a half.

1324
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,166
All right.
Shall we do this?

1325
01:27:14,939 --> 01:27:18,192
The barometer's falling.
It's gonna rain in five minutes. We gotta be quick.

1326
01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:20,611
- Well, where are they?
- Unknown. Split into two groups.

1327
01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:22,988
I'll take Ned, Ogata
and Wolodarsky.

1328
01:27:23,072 --> 01:27:26,158
Thanks. Thanks a lot
for not picking me.

1329
01:27:26,242 --> 01:27:28,202
- [ Thunder Rumbling ]
- [ Zissou I What?

1330
01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:31,038
We're smack in the middle
of a lightning-strike rescue op, Klaus.

1331
01:27:31,122 --> 01:27:33,457
- What's the deal?
- I'm sick of being on "B" Squad.

1332
01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:36,710
Listen. You may be on "B" Squad,
but you're the "B" Squad leader.

1333
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:43,676
Don't you know me and Esteban
always thought of you as our baby brother?

1334
01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:46,262
I've always thought of
you two as my dads.

1335
01:27:47,596 --> 01:27:51,058
Please don't let anyone
make fun of me for saying so.

1336
01:27:51,142 --> 01:27:53,519
I can't guarantee that,
Klausie, but I'll try.

1337
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,688
Can we get on with
the maneuvers now?

1338
01:27:56,689 --> 01:27:58,649
Wolodarsky,
you got something?

1339
01:27:58,732 --> 01:28:00,943
Not yet.

1340
01:28:06,282 --> 01:28:08,367
Anybody see anybody?

1341
01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:10,453
Empty.

1342
01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:16,584
- Klaus, pirates?
- Zip.

1343
01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:19,211
I think this whole place
is deserted.

1344
01:28:19,295 --> 01:28:21,839
Shit! We played a bum hunch.

1345
01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:24,884
Fuck. Okay, let's not
get down on ourselves.

1346
01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:27,261
We still got two more
Ping Islands to check out...

1347
01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:29,722
except I don't know if we have
enough gas to do it.

1348
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:33,559
- Damn it, Steve.
- [ Thunder Rumbling ]

1349
01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:36,270
This sucks.

1350
01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,898
I'm disappointed in myself.

1351
01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:47,740
My first wife, Jacqueline, and I
spent our honeymoon here.

1352
01:28:50,868 --> 01:28:53,162
Things are
pretty different now.

1353
01:28:56,207 --> 01:28:58,667
All right.
Let's check out.

1354
01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:06,634
Did you get that, Vikram?

1355
01:29:06,717 --> 01:29:08,844
- Uh, yeah.
- Good.

1356
01:29:08,928 --> 01:29:11,597
We'll give them
the reality this time.

1357
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,974
A washed-up old man
with no friends...

1358
01:29:14,058 --> 01:29:16,769
no distribution deal,
wife on the rocks...

1359
01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:20,523
people laughin' at him,
feelin' sorry for himself.

1360
01:29:20,606 --> 01:29:23,692
Can I have a word alone
with my son, please?

1361
01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:29,365
- Are you all right?
- Not really.

1362
01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:35,621
By the way, I've been tryin'
to think of a nickname...

1363
01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:38,290
that might mean
the right thing.

1364
01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:40,376
I came up with Papa Steve.

1365
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:54,598
I'm sorry I never acknowledged
your existence all those years.

1366
01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:58,519
It won't happen again.
I mean it.

1367
01:30:01,230 --> 01:30:03,691
You are my son to me.

1368
01:30:03,774 --> 01:30:05,734
Almost more so.

1369
01:30:07,236 --> 01:30:10,906
See, for me to meet a guy like you
at this time in my life —

1370
01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:16,579
I don't know.
Uh, it's just —

1371
01:30:16,662 --> 01:30:19,081
I want to communicate
my feelings to you...

1372
01:30:20,082 --> 01:30:23,586
but... I think I might
start to cry.

1373
01:30:26,422 --> 01:30:28,340
That's okay.

1374
01:30:28,424 --> 01:30:31,176
[ Klaus ]
Psst!

1375
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:33,429
There's something
in the coat check.

1376
01:30:40,352 --> 01:30:42,938
Hey, Billy.
You okay?

1377
01:30:43,022 --> 01:30:46,942
- Did you get my message?
- Yeah. It was kind of garbled.

1378
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:50,195
Oh.

1379
01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:56,410
Jesus.

1380
01:30:56,493 --> 01:30:58,412
These pirates are monsters.

1381
01:30:58,495 --> 01:31:02,374
Well, yeah, but remember I shot one of their guys
in the neck last week and killed him...

1382
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,835
so I think
we're okay too.

1383
01:31:05,836 --> 01:31:07,796
Where's Cody?

1384
01:31:10,299 --> 01:31:12,259
[ Cody Whines ]

1385
01:31:12,343 --> 01:31:14,303
Cody?

1386
01:31:15,304 --> 01:31:17,264
[ Whines ]

1387
01:31:19,433 --> 01:31:22,269
[ Whining ]

1388
01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:30,611
[ Filipino ]

1389
01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:35,324
Steven.
Are you rescuing me?

1390
01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:42,456
Fold.

1391
01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:45,250
[ Gunshots ]

1392
01:31:56,762 --> 01:31:59,515
Klaus!
Bring the dynamite!

1393
01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:02,601
[ Gunshots ]

1394
01:32:15,197 --> 01:32:17,616
[ Zissou ]
They're in there after all. Run! Go!

1395
01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:20,202
Move! Now!

1396
01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:33,632
Vikram got some great footage of your boat
out there. I guess it's totaled, huh?

1397
01:32:33,716 --> 01:32:35,759
Perhaps, but we're extremely
well insured.

1398
01:32:35,843 --> 01:32:37,845
I'll probably come out ahead
in the end.

1399
01:32:37,928 --> 01:32:42,516
Although we'll obviously have to crew up
from scratch next time.

1400
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:45,352
- They made soup out of my research turtles.
- [ Man Yells ]

1401
01:32:55,738 --> 01:32:57,698
Ogata, give some
first aid to Pelé.

1402
01:32:57,781 --> 01:32:59,908
Klausie, Ned-o...

1403
01:32:59,992 --> 01:33:01,994
dig in here,
and hold these rustlers off...

1404
01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:03,871
while I call in
the rendezvous.

1405
01:33:03,954 --> 01:33:06,832
We'll meet on the beach.

1406
01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,126
You're "A" Squad.

1407
01:33:10,294 --> 01:33:13,547
Renzo. Renzo. Renzo.
Anybody. Hello. Hello.

1408
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:15,674
This gizmo's out of juice.

1409
01:33:15,758 --> 01:33:17,760
[ Gunshots ]

1410
01:33:18,886 --> 01:33:20,888
Thanks.

1411
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,435
No. Captain.

1412
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:29,188
That's Cedric.
He's a friend.

1413
01:33:29,271 --> 01:33:31,690
[ Zissou ]
Merci, Cedric.

1414
01:33:31,774 --> 01:33:35,068
Remind me.
We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

1415
01:33:37,863 --> 01:33:41,992
Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat,
and throw them in the water.

1416
01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:44,870
No, wait. They might have
another set. Just blow it up.

1417
01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:51,710
Hey, Ned. It looks like
we recovered your inheritance.

1418
01:33:51,794 --> 01:33:53,712
[ Gunshots ]

1419
01:33:53,796 --> 01:33:56,381
Klausie.

1420
01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:00,469
[ Gunshots Continue ]

1421
01:34:05,641 --> 01:34:08,769
That's it.
I'm retired.

1422
01:34:22,491 --> 01:34:25,744
[ Zissou ]
Oh, no. We forgot Cody. We gotta go back.

1423
01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:34,378
Good-bye, Cody.

1424
01:34:53,021 --> 01:34:55,566
See, this represents
the Belafonte.

1425
01:34:55,649 --> 01:34:57,568
And here's
Pescespada Island.

1426
01:34:57,651 --> 01:35:00,028
And that circle represents
friendship.

1427
01:35:00,112 --> 01:35:02,823
And the "K" here
stands for Klaus.

1428
01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:05,367
Where's your symbol, Ned?

1429
01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:07,494
Oh, I didn't want to
impose myself.

1430
01:35:07,578 --> 01:35:10,998
Klaus is right.
The flag needs a Ned symbol.

1431
01:35:11,081 --> 01:35:15,627
Ah, I suppose we could put an "N"
on the side of that octopus.

1432
01:35:15,711 --> 01:35:18,046
What's that stand for
over there?

1433
01:35:18,130 --> 01:35:20,132
That's Esteban.

1434
01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:23,010
Well, it was workin' okay
until late last night...

1435
01:35:23,093 --> 01:35:26,388
but now the whole tracking system's gone
completely on the fritz.

1436
01:35:26,471 --> 01:35:30,475
Screw it. We'll sell it for scrap
along with the boat and the submarines.

1437
01:35:30,559 --> 01:35:32,477
I'm goin' home.

1438
01:35:32,561 --> 01:35:36,315
Let's take up the whirlybird
and see what we find out there anyway.

1439
01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:39,902
I got a feelin' we can spot this fish
from 111 feet up.

1440
01:35:39,985 --> 01:35:42,779
Ned, I don't know
if I ever even saw the bastard.

1441
01:35:44,907 --> 01:35:48,744
I have $275,000 invested
in this damn production.

1442
01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:50,996
Somethin' ate Esteban,
didn't it?

1443
01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:53,248
Now lead!

1444
01:35:53,332 --> 01:35:55,667
Right?

1445
01:35:55,751 --> 01:35:58,128
Right? Ho!

1446
01:35:58,211 --> 01:36:01,548
♪ See the dwarfs
and see the giants ♪

1447
01:36:01,632 --> 01:36:03,592
Ho.

1448
01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:05,844
♪ Which one would you choose to be? ♪

1449
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:13,560
♪ And if you can't get that together ♪

1450
01:36:13,644 --> 01:36:17,105
♪ Here's the answer
Here's the key ♪

1451
01:36:17,189 --> 01:36:21,526
♪ You can freeze like a 30 century man ♪

1452
01:36:21,610 --> 01:36:23,528
- ♪ Like a 30 century man ♪
- What's that?

1453
01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:25,530
A letter from Jane.

1454
01:36:25,614 --> 01:36:27,616
What does she say?

1455
01:36:28,784 --> 01:36:31,036
Nothin' to speak of.

1456
01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,297
Thank you for putting me
on the flag, Ned.

1457
01:36:42,381 --> 01:36:44,967
Of course, Klaus.
It was my pleasure.

1458
01:36:45,050 --> 01:36:47,052
Yeah, but you stitched me
onto the dolphin...

1459
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,846
and I want you to know
how much that means to me.

1460
01:36:49,930 --> 01:36:53,266
- Well, I'm very pleased you liked it.
- Y-You're not listening.

1461
01:36:53,350 --> 01:36:55,644
I didn't just like it.

1462
01:37:01,650 --> 01:37:04,152
- You understand?
- Yes, I do.

1463
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:08,073
- Thank you, Klaus.
- J/ Play it cool

1464
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:11,243
♪ Like a 30 century man ♪

1465
01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,829
♪ Be a 30 century man JJ,

1466
01:37:17,833 --> 01:37:19,835
I've still got yours, of course.

1467
01:37:19,918 --> 01:37:21,670
My what?

1468
01:37:26,508 --> 01:37:28,468
[ Young Ned ]
Dear Captain Zissou.

1469
01:37:28,552 --> 01:37:31,596
lam 12 years old
and live in Jawbone, Kentucky.

1470
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,266
A creek runs behind our house
where I live with my mother.

1471
01:37:34,349 --> 01:37:36,268
She met you once some years ago...

1472
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:40,397
and I collect and catalog amphibians,
reptiles and insects.

1473
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:43,442
I don't know what this one is called,
so I named it myself.

1474
01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:47,487
You are probably my one of,
if not the, favorite person I've ever studied.

1475
01:37:47,571 --> 01:37:50,365
I plan to be either,
"A," an oceanographer...

1476
01:37:50,449 --> 01:37:52,617
'B," an architect, "C," a pilot.

1477
01:37:52,701 --> 01:37:54,619
Thank you very much for your good work.

1478
01:37:54,703 --> 01:37:58,457
Sincerely, Ned Plimpton,
Blue Star Cadet, Zissou Sociely.

1479
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:01,293
P.S. Do you ever wish
you could breathe underwater?

1480
01:38:05,505 --> 01:38:08,008
I still wish
I could breathe underwater.

1481
01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:10,343
Me too, Ned.

1482
01:38:16,767 --> 01:38:18,643
- Fluorescent snapper!
- What?

1483
01:38:18,727 --> 01:38:20,645
Really? What's that?

1484
01:38:20,729 --> 01:38:24,399
- A good sign. The last time
we saw that big shitkicker, he —
- [ Rumble ]

1485
01:38:26,485 --> 01:38:29,696
[ Metallic Clink ]

1486
01:38:29,780 --> 01:38:32,741
Somethin' popped up there,
didn't it?

1487
01:38:32,824 --> 01:38:35,035
I heard a pin snap loose
in the rotator mechanism.

1488
01:38:35,118 --> 01:38:37,245
[ Beeping ]

1489
01:38:39,748 --> 01:38:41,917
- [ Beeping Continues ]
- This is gonna hurt.

1490
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:45,170
[ Beeping Continues ]

1491
01:38:58,016 --> 01:39:00,310
[ Gasping ]

1492
01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,395
Ned!

1493
01:39:02,479 --> 01:39:04,481
Ned!

1494
01:39:08,735 --> 01:39:10,862
- Ned!
- Hey, Stevesy.

1495
01:39:20,163 --> 01:39:22,958
Are you okay?

1496
01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:25,127
I think I'm okay.

1497
01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:29,464
What happened?
Did we hit something?

1498
01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:33,593
Most likely not.

1499
01:39:34,845 --> 01:39:37,472
I think maybe
the pushrod failed.

1500
01:39:39,141 --> 01:39:42,936
I'm sorry, Ned. I should've scrapped
this chopper 10 years ago.

1501
01:39:43,019 --> 01:39:46,148
You know, maybe
I should've autorotated...

1502
01:39:46,231 --> 01:39:48,275
and performed a high bank
through our descent.

1503
01:39:48,358 --> 01:39:50,819
We might've crashed
a little softer.

1504
01:39:52,988 --> 01:39:55,490
Probably wouldn't have made
any difference though.

1505
01:39:59,911 --> 01:40:01,913
Oh.

1506
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:28,106
♪ Should I try to hide ♪

1507
01:40:28,190 --> 01:40:31,443
♪ The way I feel inside? ♪

1508
01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:35,488
♪ My heart for you ♪

1509
01:40:35,572 --> 01:40:38,116
♪ Would you say that you? ♪

1510
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:42,787
- Jedidiah said to the Israelites —
- ♪ Would try to love me foo? ♪

1511
01:40:42,871 --> 01:40:46,833
♪ In your mind could you ever be ♪

1512
01:40:46,917 --> 01:40:48,835
♪ Really close to me? ♪

1513
01:40:48,919 --> 01:40:52,339
♪ / can tell the way you smile ♪

1514
01:40:52,422 --> 01:40:56,343
♪ If I feel that I could be certain then ♪

1515
01:40:56,426 --> 01:41:02,057
♪ I would say the things
I want to say tonight ♪

1516
01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:05,936
- S But till I can see ♪
- All hands bury the dead.

1517
01:41:06,019 --> 01:41:09,773
♪ That you'd really care for me ♪

1518
01:41:09,856 --> 01:41:11,775
SI will dream ♪

1519
01:41:11,858 --> 01:41:15,654
♪ That someday you'll be
really close to me ♪

1520
01:41:15,737 --> 01:41:19,407
♪ / can tell the way you smile ♪

1521
01:41:19,491 --> 01:41:23,745
♪ If I feel that ♪
could be certain then ♪

1522
01:41:23,828 --> 01:41:29,334
♪ I would say the things
I want to say tonight ♪

1523
01:41:29,417 --> 01:41:33,505
♪ But till I can see ♪

1524
01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:36,925
♪ That you'd really care for me ♪

1525
01:41:37,008 --> 01:41:42,931
♪ I'll keep tryin' to hide
the way I feel inside JJ,

1526
01:41:49,354 --> 01:41:51,523
♪ When I live my dream ♪

1527
01:41:51,606 --> 01:41:55,819
♪ [ Continues In Portuguese ]

1528
01:42:12,794 --> 01:42:17,132
This is the first time Eleanor's ever cried
in front of me as long as I've known her.

1529
01:42:17,215 --> 01:42:20,135
Except for once when she got
her arm caught in the deck winch.

1530
01:42:21,761 --> 01:42:25,557
Is this my espresso machine?

1531
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:29,227
Wh-What is — How did you get
my espresso machine?

1532
01:42:29,311 --> 01:42:31,479
Well, uh...

1533
01:42:31,563 --> 01:42:33,690
we fuckin' stole it, man.

1534
01:42:37,027 --> 01:42:40,989
Allie, why don't you go powder your nose.
I need to talk to your ex-wife.

1535
01:42:47,329 --> 01:42:51,124
We've never made
great husbands, have we?

1536
01:42:51,207 --> 01:42:54,836
Of course, I have a good excuse.
I'm part gay.

1537
01:42:55,879 --> 01:42:58,006
Supposedly everyone is.

1538
01:43:10,602 --> 01:43:13,521
I never told you this,
but I was hoping...

1539
01:43:13,605 --> 01:43:15,523
we might get the chance
to adopt Ned.

1540
01:43:15,607 --> 01:43:18,068
I think he would've
wanted it that way.

1541
01:43:18,151 --> 01:43:21,529
- Would you have gone along with me on that?
- He was 30, Steve.

1542
01:43:21,613 --> 01:43:25,533
- But I'd have considered it.
- Thanks, Eleanor.

1543
01:43:25,617 --> 01:43:28,286
[ Drakoulias ]
We're a dying breed.

1544
01:43:28,370 --> 01:43:30,955
Yeah.

1545
01:43:31,039 --> 01:43:33,917
I guess we were all right
while we lasted though, weren't we?

1546
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,628
Oh, we were like
glory's gate, my darling.

1547
01:43:36,711 --> 01:43:38,630
We were like
that bloody shark of yours.

1548
01:43:38,713 --> 01:43:40,757
We swam with the, um, uh —

1549
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:43,468
Oh, goddamn it.
I had it on the plane.

1550
01:43:43,551 --> 01:43:46,054
What was I gonna say?
Ah, well.

1551
01:43:46,137 --> 01:43:48,807
- It's good to see you.
- How's your passport status?

1552
01:43:48,890 --> 01:43:52,102
Much better, thank you.
I'm back down to X-4.

1553
01:43:52,185 --> 01:43:55,355
Tell me. Who knocked up
the reporter?

1554
01:43:56,564 --> 01:43:58,525
I don't know.

1555
01:43:58,608 --> 01:44:01,945
♪ [ Pelé Continues Singing ]

1556
01:44:05,490 --> 01:44:07,867
By the way, thanks for showing me
the first draft.

1557
01:44:07,951 --> 01:44:11,204
You read it.
What did you think?

1558
01:44:11,287 --> 01:44:13,665
Well, I was a little
embarrassed at first.

1559
01:44:13,748 --> 01:44:17,293
Obviously people are gonna think
I'm a showboat and a little bit of a prick.

1560
01:44:18,545 --> 01:44:21,214
But then I realized...

1561
01:44:21,297 --> 01:44:23,299
that's me.

1562
01:44:23,383 --> 01:44:25,844
I said those things.
I did those things.

1563
01:44:27,262 --> 01:44:29,264
I can live with that.

1564
01:44:31,808 --> 01:44:33,726
You're a good writer, Jane.

1565
01:44:33,810 --> 01:44:35,895
It's the f-ing cover.

1566
01:44:37,355 --> 01:44:40,150
- That-a-girl.
- ♪ [Ends ]

1567
01:44:40,233 --> 01:44:42,152
Excuse me.

1568
01:44:42,235 --> 01:44:44,154
Excuse me.
I'm sorry to interrupt...

1569
01:44:44,237 --> 01:44:46,156
but we just got the scanning
monitor back up...

1570
01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:49,284
and it looks like the jaguar shark,
or whatever it is that we're tracking...

1571
01:44:49,367 --> 01:44:51,494
is in a trench
on the far side of the reef.

1572
01:44:55,790 --> 01:44:58,293
- [ All Groan ]
- What the hell is going on in here?

1573
01:44:58,376 --> 01:45:00,295
Cheap wiring.

1574
01:45:04,299 --> 01:45:06,259
Anybody feel like
going for a ride?

1575
01:45:06,342 --> 01:45:08,303
[Ping]

1576
01:45:10,722 --> 01:45:13,641
[Ping]

1577
01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:15,935
[ Pings Continue ]

1578
01:45:16,019 --> 01:45:18,396
[ Wolodarsky ]
"Ned's Theme." Take one.

1579
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:21,900
♪ [ Electronica ]

1580
01:45:24,068 --> 01:45:27,572
I hooked a rhinestone bluefin on a rope
to give him something to eat.

1581
01:45:28,907 --> 01:45:30,992
♪ [ Continues ]

1582
01:45:41,961 --> 01:45:43,880
[ Click ]

1583
01:45:43,963 --> 01:45:46,090
- [ Whirrin
- Click ] I

1584
01:45:46,174 --> 01:45:48,510
♪ [ Continues ]

1585
01:46:13,868 --> 01:46:16,120
Is that one of mine?

1586
01:46:16,204 --> 01:46:18,998
I think one of
my research turtles survived.

1587
01:46:29,259 --> 01:46:31,886
♪ [ Continues ]

1588
01:46:50,905 --> 01:46:53,199
- [ Click ]
- ♪ [ Stops ]

1589
01:46:58,079 --> 01:47:01,916
[ Muttering ]
Looks good.

1590
01:48:04,145 --> 01:48:07,148
♪ [ Singing In Foreign Language ]

1591
01:48:10,151 --> 01:48:12,487
Is that him?

1592
01:48:12,570 --> 01:48:14,781
That's him, Klaus.

1593
01:48:17,033 --> 01:48:19,786
♪ [ Continues ]

1594
01:48:34,509 --> 01:48:39,013
- ♪ [ Continues ]
- Are we — Are we safe in here?

1595
01:48:39,097 --> 01:48:41,099
I doubt it.

1596
01:48:41,182 --> 01:48:44,727
You still want to
blow him up?

1597
01:48:44,811 --> 01:48:47,689
No. We're out of
dynamite anyway.

1598
01:48:52,402 --> 01:48:54,445
It is beautiful, Steve.

1599
01:48:56,155 --> 01:48:58,157
[ Zissou ]
Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?

1600
01:49:01,869 --> 01:49:03,996
I wonder if it remembers me.

1601
01:49:06,499 --> 01:49:09,210
♪ [ Continues ]

1602
01:49:30,189 --> 01:49:33,151
In 12 years
he'll be 11 and a half.

1603
01:49:36,529 --> 01:49:38,531
That was my favorite age.

1604
01:49:48,624 --> 01:49:50,918
♪ [ Continues ]

1605
01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:54,797
Like this?

1606
01:49:54,881 --> 01:49:56,799
Just like that.

1607
01:49:56,883 --> 01:49:59,510
You do it foo.

1608
01:49:59,594 --> 01:50:01,679
[ Zissou Narrating ]
We complete the adventure...

1609
01:50:01,763 --> 01:50:04,390
but another number
of our crew has been lost.

1610
01:50:05,767 --> 01:50:07,727
This one was my son.

1611
01:50:08,770 --> 01:50:10,938
Also our equity partner.

1612
01:50:11,022 --> 01:50:14,484
We start the voyage home
in our wounded vessel.

1613
01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:19,113
♪ [ Continues ]

1614
01:50:30,124 --> 01:50:32,126
♪ [Ends]

1615
01:50:51,312 --> 01:50:53,898
♪ [Instrumental On Film ]

1616
01:51:07,912 --> 01:51:09,872
♪ [Ends]

1617
01:51:09,956 --> 01:51:13,584
[ Applause ]

1618
01:51:19,173 --> 01:51:21,843
- Ho.
- Ho.

1619
01:51:25,054 --> 01:51:27,557
[ Applause Continues ]

1620
01:51:35,523 --> 01:51:38,609
- This is an adventure.
- [ Door Opens ]

1621
01:51:38,693 --> 01:51:41,863
- [ Applause Ends ]
- [ Chattering ]

1622
01:51:53,624 --> 01:51:56,961
♪ [ Vocalizing ]

1623
01:51:57,044 --> 01:52:00,214
♪ [Rock ]

1624
01:52:03,467 --> 01:52:05,469
♪ Ah, yeah ♪

1625
01:52:07,221 --> 01:52:10,641
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1626
01:52:10,725 --> 01:52:15,438
♪ I'm up on the 11th floor
and I'm watching the cruisers below ♪

1627
01:52:18,232 --> 01:52:22,403
♪ He's down on the street
and he's trying hard to pull sister Flo ♪

1628
01:52:24,614 --> 01:52:29,827
♪ Oh, my heart's in the basement
My weekend's at an all-time low ♪

1629
01:52:31,704 --> 01:52:35,875
♪ 'Cause she's hoping to score
so / can't see her letting him go ♪

1630
01:52:35,958 --> 01:52:40,129
♪ Walk out of her heart
Walk out of her mind ♪

1631
01:52:40,212 --> 01:52:42,173
♪ I've lost her ♪

1632
01:52:42,256 --> 01:52:45,509
♪ She's so swishy
in her satin and tat ♪

1633
01:52:45,593 --> 01:52:49,180
♪ In her frock coat
and bippity-boppity hat ♪

1634
01:52:49,263 --> 01:52:53,434
♪ Oh God
I could do better than that ♪

1635
01:52:54,602 --> 01:52:57,188
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1636
01:52:57,271 --> 01:53:02,568
♪ She's an old-time ambassador
of sweet-talking night-walking games ♪

1637
01:53:05,279 --> 01:53:09,575
♪ And she's known in the darkest clubs
for pushing ahead of the dames ♪

1638
01:53:11,619 --> 01:53:14,664
♪ If she says she can do it
then she can do it ♪

1639
01:53:14,747 --> 01:53:17,458
♪ She don't make false claims ♪

1640
01:53:18,709 --> 01:53:20,670
♪ But she's a queen
and such are queens ♪

1641
01:53:20,753 --> 01:53:22,880
♪ That your laughter
Is sucked in their brains ♪

1642
01:53:22,964 --> 01:53:26,550
♪ Now she's leading him on
and she'll lay him right down

1643
01:53:26,634 --> 01:53:30,221
♪ Yeah, she's leading him on
and she'll lay him right down

1644
01:53:30,304 --> 01:53:33,557
♪ But it could have been me
Yes, it could have been me ♪

1645
01:53:33,641 --> 01:53:38,229
♪ Why didn't I say
Why didn't I say ♪

1646
01:53:38,312 --> 01:53:39,897
♪ No, no, no ♪

1647
01:53:39,981 --> 01:53:42,566
♪ She's so swishy
in her satin and tat ♪

1648
01:53:42,650 --> 01:53:46,278
♪ In her frock coat
and bippity-boppity hat ♪

1649
01:53:46,362 --> 01:53:50,616
♪ Oh God
I could do better than that ♪

1650
01:53:55,413 --> 01:54:00,126
♪ So I lay down a while
and I gaze at my hotel wall

1651
01:54:01,836 --> 01:54:06,507
♪ Oh, the cot is so cold
it don't feel like no bed at all ♪

1652
01:54:09,301 --> 01:54:14,015
♪ Yeah, I lay down a while
and look at my hotel wall ♪

1653
01:54:16,142 --> 01:54:18,644
SL And he's down on the street ♪

1654
01:54:18,728 --> 01:54:20,771
♪ So I throw both his bags down the hall ♪

1655
01:54:20,855 --> 01:54:24,316
♪ And I'm phoning a cab
'cause my stomach feels small ♪

1656
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,987
♪ There's a taste in my mouth
and it's no taste at all =

1657
01:54:28,070 --> 01:54:31,323
♪ It could have been me
Oh, yeah, it could have been me ♪

1658
01:54:31,407 --> 01:54:33,659
♪ Why didn't I say ♪

1659
01:54:33,743 --> 01:54:37,329
♪ Why didn't I say
No, no, no ♪

1660
01:54:37,413 --> 01:54:40,666
♪ She's so swishy in her satin and tat ♪

1661
01:54:40,750 --> 01:54:44,211
♪ In her frock coat
and bippity-boppity hat ♪

1662
01:54:44,295 --> 01:54:49,258
♪ Oh God
I could do better than that ♪

1663
01:54:51,510 --> 01:54:53,929
♪ You betcha ♪

1664
01:54:54,013 --> 01:54:56,098
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1665
01:54:56,182 --> 01:54:58,184
♪ Uh-huh ♪

1666
01:54:59,894 --> 01:55:02,354
S Mmm ♪

1667
01:55:02,438 --> 01:55:05,733
♪ [ Vocalizing ]

1668
01:55:15,826 --> 01:55:19,580
♪ [ Singing "Queen Bitch" In Portuguese ]

1669
01:55:46,107 --> 01:55:49,110
23 [ Continues ]

1670
01:56:40,494 --> 01:56:43,497
23 [ Continues ]

1671
01:57:26,749 --> 01:57:29,501
23 [ Continues ]

1672
01:58:22,096 --> 01:58:24,098
♪ [ Ends ]

